1. You refuse to throw out your Beanie Babies and Pokemon cards, in hopes of selling them for millions.
2. You still wish that working on computers was as cool as it was in Hackers.
3. Getting slimed is still on your bucket list.
4. You haven't grown out of your boy band phase.
And you don't have to, because New Kids on the Block just celebrated their 30th anniversary, and they've still got the right stuff (ohh, ohh).