Started a sentence “back in my day...”Force fed you every time you visitDone the crosswordWatched "Midsomer Murders"Watched "Countdown"Had a crush on PoirotCalled dating “courting”Worried that you are getting either too thin or too fatHad a friend called DorisKept a hankie up her sleeveOffered you a Werther’s Originals from her handbagWorn pearlsBought the Daily MailTold you you need a haircutWatched "Strictly Come Dancing" but complained that the dresses are far too shortHad a picture of you by her home phoneOffered you a Ferrero RocherWorn a twin setBeen a fan of Mary BerryGardenedOwned a Princess Diana and Charles mugHad strong opinions about Camilla Parker-BowlesWatched every royal event everOwned a commemorative plateOwned a commemorative £5 coinDescribed Joan Collins as "glamorous"Knitted you somethingMade apple snowOwned personalised stationarySent you a thank you cardAsked you to unlock her mobile phoneHad an electric fireBeen worried that you’re not eating enoughMade a trifleBeen very excited about her bus passBeen too embarrassed to get a bus passHad a favourite royalMade a non-politically correct commentDisplayed all your school photos on her mantlepieceOwned a number of porcelain animalsHad a WestieComplained about her neighbour's catsWatched every Wimbledon matchWatched every second of the OlympicsHad one local restaurant that she insists you go to for family events because the waitresses are “lovely girls"Always ordered the same thingServed you melon balls as a starterHad an allocated chair in her living room that she always sits inHad a crush on her handymanNot understood why you can’t just buy a houseBeen unnecessarily formal around your S.O.Kept old wrapping paper for future useSurprised you with a juicy piece of family of gossip that she's been holding on to for yearsHad a favourite grandchildMoaned that her grandchildren never phone her, despite never having phoned themBought the same crackers every ChristmasCalled her favourite TV show “my programme”Drank sherryGone to the supermarket at the same time of day, on the same day, every week, and cancelled other plans so she won’t miss her slotHad a “washing day”Tipped her hairdresser £1 per visitHad one perfume that she always wearsKept lavender bags in her underwear drawersInsisted that she doesn’t watch much telly, despite very obviously watching a lot of tellyKnown exactly what ailments everyone else in her village hasHad opinions about the different cashiers at the newsagentsCooked things in lardNot understood why you'd go on holiday outside of BritainTold you she lived through the fashion first time roundKept the door open after you left and waved for a really long timeBaked for friendly boys from the village who come round to help with her binsCared for her clothes so well that she can wear a blouse she bought in 1975Worn mauve
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