Enjoyed dad jokesOwned a screwdriverBrowsed a hardware store for funGot up early on a weekendFixed things in your houseRecorded a TV show then never watched itBeen bad at textingPreferred to call rather than textWorn a variety of ugly sweatersShared news articles on FacebookEnjoyed talking about craft beer/aleDrank ScotchHated reality TVEnjoyed reading books about “the war”Watched war documentariesEnjoy visiting museums about “the war”Asked for socks for your birthdayWorn beige/khaki trousersWorn a polo shirt tucked into themWorn long white socks with shortsWorn jeans other than skinny jeansRefused to throw away an old band teeEnjoyed gardeningPlayed golfEnjoyed talking about sports statisticsWatched footballListened to classic rockPrefered everything on vinylGot a celebrity name wrongNot understood modern musicTalked about which road to use get to a placeBeen loudly concerned about Friday night trafficGot to the airport five hours earlyCompared different insurance providers for agesComplained to customer service over the phoneRetold a story about a call centre conversationEnjoyed BBQsNot trusted your GPSRidden a bike in really tight LycraDriven a “dad car”Not let people eat in your carTalked about your car’s fuel economyEaten really rare steakMade a plain cheese sandwichEnjoyed browsing camping equipmentBought a coat based on how sensible it isWorn hiking boots while not hiking
How Dad Are You Actually?
You may own a hammer, but you probably don’t know how to do any home improvement beyond banging a nail in. You may have listened to Springsteen once or twice, but you’re not a huge fan or anything.
You have probably arrived super early to the airport once or twice and panicked about Friday night traffic. You might own the odd sensible coat, but you haven’t gone full dad just yet.
You enjoy visiting hardware stores for leisure and may have been known to excitedly look at camping equipment. You’ve probably spent a good deal of time doing home improvement work and enjoy getting up early at the weekend.
Not a day goes by when you don’t think about insurance and your car’s fuel economy. You have been known to enjoy wearing khaki shorts and laugh in the face of anyone who couldn’t build a shelf with their bare hands.