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How Dad Are You Actually?

"Better get to the airport five hours before the flight."

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  1. Tick off all the dad things you have done:

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    Enjoyed dad jokes
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    Owned a screwdriver
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    Browsed a hardware store for fun
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    Got up early on a weekend
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    Fixed things in your house
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    Recorded a TV show then never watched it
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    Been bad at texting
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    Preferred to call rather than text
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    Worn a variety of ugly sweaters
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    Shared news articles on Facebook
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    Enjoyed talking about craft beer/ale
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    Drank Scotch
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    Hated reality TV
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    Enjoyed reading books about “the war”
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    Watched war documentaries
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    Enjoy visiting museums about “the war”
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    Asked for socks for your birthday
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    Worn beige/khaki trousers
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    Worn a polo shirt tucked into them
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    Worn long white socks with shorts
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    Worn jeans other than skinny jeans
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    Refused to throw away an old band tee
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    Enjoyed gardening
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    Played golf
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    Enjoyed talking about sports statistics
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    Watched football
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    Listened to classic rock
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    Prefered everything on vinyl
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    Got a celebrity name wrong
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    Not understood modern music
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    Talked about which road to use get to a place
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    Been loudly concerned about Friday night traffic
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    Got to the airport five hours early
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    Compared different insurance providers for ages
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    Complained to customer service over the phone
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    Retold a story about a call centre conversation
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    Enjoyed BBQs
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    Not trusted your GPS
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    Ridden a bike in really tight Lycra
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    Driven a “dad car”
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    Not let people eat in your car
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    Talked about your car’s fuel economy
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    Eaten really rare steak
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    Made a plain cheese sandwich
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    Enjoyed browsing camping equipment
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    Bought a coat based on how sensible it is
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    Worn hiking boots while not hiking
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