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How British Is Your Christmas?

It's basically just complaining about the shit Christmas tree in your town TBH.

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  1. Tick off all the things you do at Christmas:

    Complain about how early Tesco has it’s Christmas stuff in
    Get a Cadbury’s advent calendar
    Worry that it looks rude to send Christmas cards with 2nd class stamps
    Display ivy in your house
    Complain about the Christmas Number 1
    Complain about X Factor
    Behave badly at a Christmas party
    Attempt to make mulled wine
    Drink bad mulled wine in a pub
    Seek out pubs with open fires
    Try to make mince pies
    Splash out on fancy mince pies
    Eat more than two mince pies in a day
    Put brandy butter on everything
    Buy walnuts
    Never eat the walnuts
    Always leave a certain sweet in the Quality Street tin
    Put up a real Christmas tree
    Decorate you tree with loads of old decorations you made in primary school
    Go for a walk to look at your neighbour's naff outdoor Christmas lights
    Complain about the shit Christmas tree in your town centre
    Go to a Christmas light switch on with a minor celebrity
    Visit a German market
    Get smashed on Baileys
    Go to a panto
    Laugh at a panto even though it is terrible
    Reminisce about going through the Argos catalogue as a kid
    Go to the pub on Christmas Eve
    Get a satsuma in your stocking
    Have a drink before lunch because "it's Christmas"
    Eat chocolate coins for breakfast
    Pull crackers
    Get obsessed with getting a certain cracker prize
    Wear a paper hat
    Eat pigs in blankets
    Eat Christmas pudding
    Pretend to like panettone
    Go on a Christmas Day walk
    Watch the Queen’s speech
    Forget to watch the Queen’s speech because you were asleep
    Go to the Boxing Day sales
    Eat bad Christmas cake
    Watch an old episode of Top of the Pops
    Watch Doctor Who
    Watch EastEnders only on Christmas Day to see who dies

How British Is Your Christmas?

Your Christmas is a bit British. You've probably drunk bad mulled wine in a pub, but you're not too bothered about Christmas pudding. You might not even like mince pies!

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Your Christmas is quite British. You know it's not Christmas without a tin of Quality Street with the *insert name of least favourite sweet* left at the bottom. You spend your Christmas Day sitting about eating chocolate coins, watching the Dr Who Christmas episode and drinking Baileys, like a true Brit. You might even have been to the Boxing Day sales.

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Your Christmas is very British, so you've certainly been known to consume your own body weight in mince pies. The Queen's speech is usually on in your house on Christmas Day. You really miss the Christmas as a kid when you used to go through the Argos catalogue with a highlighter. Oh, and you're definitely averse to eating those walnuts in bowls.

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