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How British Is Your Christmas?

It's basically just complaining about the shit Christmas tree in your town TBH.

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  1. Tick off all the things you do at Christmas:

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    Complain about how early Tesco has it’s Christmas stuff in
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    Get a Cadbury’s advent calendar
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    Worry that it looks rude to send Christmas cards with 2nd class stamps
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    Display ivy in your house
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    Complain about the Christmas Number 1
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    Complain about X Factor
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    Behave badly at a Christmas party
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    Attempt to make mulled wine
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    Drink bad mulled wine in a pub
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    Seek out pubs with open fires
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    Try to make mince pies
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    Splash out on fancy mince pies
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    Eat more than two mince pies in a day
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    Put brandy butter on everything
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    Buy walnuts
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    Never eat the walnuts
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    Always leave a certain sweet in the Quality Street tin
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    Put up a real Christmas tree
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    Decorate you tree with loads of old decorations you made in primary school
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    Go for a walk to look at your neighbour's naff outdoor Christmas lights
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    Complain about the shit Christmas tree in your town centre
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    Go to a Christmas light switch on with a minor celebrity
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    Visit a German market
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    Get smashed on Baileys
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    Go to a panto
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    Laugh at a panto even though it is terrible
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    Reminisce about going through the Argos catalogue as a kid
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    Go to the pub on Christmas Eve
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    Get a satsuma in your stocking
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    Have a drink before lunch because "it's Christmas"
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    Eat chocolate coins for breakfast
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    Pull crackers
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    Get obsessed with getting a certain cracker prize
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    Wear a paper hat
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    Eat pigs in blankets
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    Eat Christmas pudding
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    Pretend to like panettone
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    Go on a Christmas Day walk
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    Watch the Queen’s speech
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    Forget to watch the Queen’s speech because you were asleep
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    Go to the Boxing Day sales
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    Eat bad Christmas cake
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    Watch an old episode of Top of the Pops
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    Watch Doctor Who
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    Watch EastEnders only on Christmas Day to see who dies
 
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