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How Gross Are Your Flatmates?

Are your housemates literally turning your flat into a bin?

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  1. Tick off all the things your housemates have done…

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    Left dirty plates in the sink
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    Not emptied the dishwasher
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    Hoarded mugs in their room
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    Hoarded plates in their room
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    Spilled something and kicked it under the fridge
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    Left dirty clothes on the floor
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    Left a wet towel on the shower floor
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    Not flushed the toilet
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    Refused to shower regularly
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    Complained about your friends
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    Been rude to your friends
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    Left an empty loo roll tube on the hook
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    Used your toothpaste
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    Used your toothbrush
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    Had loud sex on a work night
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    Had sex in a communal area
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    Had sex in your bed
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    Played loud music at night
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    Played a musical instrument loudly and badly
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    Badly sung to themselves
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    Invited their friends over every evening
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    Left the windows open when they’re out
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    Left the front door unlocked
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    Left the front door open
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    Lost some of the cutlery
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    Smashed a window
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    Not “aired their room” enough
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    Regularly forgotten their keys
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    Slammed doors at 6am
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    Eaten your cheese
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    Used the last of the milk
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    Drunk your wine
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    Not offered you a cup of tea
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    Vomited on the sofa
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    Refused to clean anything
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    Insulted the cleaning rota
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    Set fire to something
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    Broken the oven
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    Blocked the sink
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    Cooked gross smelling fish
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    Burned their cooking
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    Smashed one of the wine glasses
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    Smashed all the wine glasses
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    Refused to take the bins out
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    Not recycled
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    Paid their bills late
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    Paid their rent late
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    Refused to pay rent
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    Been taken to court for refusing to pay their rent
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    Had their boyfriend/girlfriend over every night
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    Moved their boyfriend/girlfriend in
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    Hosted a series of wild and debauched parties
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    Not invited you to their parties
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    Smoked inside
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    Dominated the TV
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    Refused to turn the TV down
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    Watched golf on the TV
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    Watched porn on the TV
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