If Disney Princesses Were Pregnant, This Is What Would Happen

Who is that pregnant person I see, staring straight back at me and in stretch pants?

Being pregnant comes with a lot of ups and downs. Disney Princesses seem like they have perfect lives. So we decided to imagine what would happen if they were pregnant.

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If Disney Princesses were pregnant, there would definitely be a lot more songs about morning sickness.

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Whistle while YOU work through three hours of nausea, punk!

Belle is always trying to ~~find herself,~~ but what if you don't even feel HUMAN anymore?

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Also growing weird hairs.

Being pregnant means being comfortable with weird medical whozits and whatsits galore.

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Get it? Because speculums are cold? And Elsa in Frozen says she's not bothered by the cold? GET IT??

Mulan would be better suited than others for kicking butt when people invade that personal space.

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Mulan doesn't care if you think her tummy is mysterious as the dark side of the moon. Do. Not. Touch. Her.

Disney Princesses would have to worry about all the same kinds of decisions that non-princesses do, but maybe they could rely on some magic to tell them the "right" answers.

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Bibbidi-boppidi-tell me if I can handle a natural home birth.

One way Ariel would have it worse? SHE ONLY HAS ONE OUTFIT.

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Sorry, Ariel. Gotta head over to the Mermaid Maternity section at Target. I hear they even have nursing shells. Or wear your on-land dress; that looked comfy.

And not even Pocahontas could escape pregnancy farts.

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Magically delicious.