"I've ruined Chantel's birthday video...She's gonna hate me forever!"
I think I see a lot of lawbreakers up in this house tonight...
"They're basically puppies. Little water puppies!"
In which we have a MAGICAL day playing dress-up and learning about New Orleans fashion.
"Dryer sheets for your butthole."
"Look, the thing about burning a person is that it's generally frowned upon."
"We're trying to redefine what we HAVE to do."
The more lipstick, the better.
"Hard-boiled eggs smell like my farts times a thousand."