The more lipstick, the better.
Lady tested, lady movin’ on up.
“Hard-boiled eggs smell like my farts times a thousand.”
“I look like a cool kid’s binder!”
“Maybe I didn’t get enough sleep.”
“I feel like I just put lip gloss all over my face.”
and ~spoiler alert,~ they squealed with delight.
“I feel the urge to write every boy I kissed in high school a letter of apology”
These are the cutest witches there ever were.
For years, I struggled with vaginal pain. And then Botox changed that.
“I think that Gloria Swanson would have been entirely forgotten once I made my way onto that movie screen.”
“We’re going to go out, party hard, and make out with people.”
Do blondes really have more fun? Or just get catcalled more?
“I have a master’s degree in effin’ stuff up.”
Perfect if you are great at destroying things!
“I think you full-on just saw my nipple there.”