“I feel like a penguin.”
They're back, PITCHES.
Lady-Tested, Lady-Can You Believe It????
"Dryer sheets for your butthole."
This is kind of like a rebirth for him.
"Look, the thing about burning a person is that it's generally frowned upon."
"Dammit, Lush."
BOOBTACULAR.
"We're trying to redefine what we HAVE to do."
Lady tested, lady approved.
The more lipstick, the better.
Lady tested, lady movin' on up.
"Hard-boiled eggs smell like my farts times a thousand."
"I look like a cool kid's binder!"
Say yes to crop tops!
"Maybe I didn't get enough sleep."
Get your boss on!
"I feel like I just put lip gloss all over my face."
and ~spoiler alert,~ they squealed with delight.
"I feel the urge to write every boy I kissed in high school a letter of apology"
