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    22 Movie Disses That Gave Me Secondhand Embarrassment For The Characters Receiving Them

    Put some ice on those burns...

    Recently, we asked the BuzzFeed Community to share the best, most memorable disses they've ever seen in a movie, and they did not disappoint. Here are some of the funniest zingers they came up with:

    1. When Erica breaks up with Mark Zuckerberg at the beginning of The Social Network.

    Erica tells Mark that the reason girls won't like him in life is not because he's a nerd but because he's an asshole
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    2. When Astrid drops this truth bomb on her husband in Crazy Rich Asians.

    Astrid telling her husband "It's not my job to make you feel like a man. I can't make you something you're not."
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    3. When Pepper Potts shows out Tony's overnight guest Christine in Iron Man.

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    4. When Mr. Potato Head wishes Woody the worst when he mistakenly believes Woody murdered Buzz in Toy Story.

    Mr. Potato Head telling Woody "I hope Sid pulls your voice box out, you freak!"


    5. When Minnie gives one shit in The Help.

    Minnie telling her boss to "eat her shit" after giving her a pie with a special ingredient
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    6. When Malfoy picks on Ron in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

    Malfoy says, "Red hair and a hand-me-down robe β€” must be a Weasley"
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    7. When Lord Farquaad tells Shrek off in Shrek.

    Lord Farquaad telling Shrek "It's rude enough being alive when no one wants you"
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    8. When Miranda Priestly tells Emily to shut up in the coldest way possible in The Devil Wears Prada.

    Miranda telling Emily "The details of your incompetence do not interest me"
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    9. When Marcia "eases" Jan's worries about having to make friends at a new school in The Brady Bunch Movie.

    Marcia tells Jan, "But Jan, you don't have any friends."
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    10. When Elle Woods drops this clever line on her mean classmates in Legally Blonde:

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    11. And when Elle lets Warner know what she deserves in Legally Blonde.

    Elle tells Warner that if she's gonna make partner in a law firm by the time she's 30, she needs a boyfriend who's not such a complete bonehead
    MGM Distributions

    12. When Francis insults Roscoe's intelligence after he makes a sleazy comment in Oliver & Company.

    Francis telling Roscoe "Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's entire vocabulary in a single sentence."

    13. When Kat Stratford shuts down the patriarchy in a single sentence in 10 Things I Hate About You.

    Kat tells a classmate "I guess in this society, being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time."


    14. When Emma Kurtzman delivers this spooky burn in No Strings Attached.

    Emma tells two women "You look like a pumpkin, bitch. Ring Ring, it's the pumpkin patch. They want their pumpkins back"
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    15. When Rose tells Alex what she's worth in The Mirror Has Two Faces.

    Rose tells Alex he's not good enough for her
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    16. When Bridget Jones decides that she's over her boss in Bridget Jones's Diary.

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    17. When Rachel says goodbye to Nick's mom with a bang in Crazy Rich Asians.

    Rachel tells Nick's mom that one day when he marries another lucky girl who is enough for her, she'll know it was because of Rachel – "a poor, raised by a single mother, low-class, immigrant nobody"
    Warner Bros. Pictures

    18. When Rufus T. Firefly throws down this nonchalant insult in Duck Soup.

    Rufus says "Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room and I think it's ou"
    Paramount Pictures

    19. When Kathleen tells Joe Fox who she thinks he really is in You've Got Mail.

    Kathleen telling Joe "If I really knew you, I know what I would find. Instead of a brain, a cash register. Instead of a heart, a bottom line."
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    20. When Mia gives Lana the reality check of her life in Princess Diaries.

    Mia telling Lana that she will never stop being a jerk


    21. When Sam lays this unforgettable line on Austin in A Cinderella Story.

    Sam says that "waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought: useless and disappointing"
    Warner Bros.

    22. And finally, when Brick has nothing good to say about his competition's clothing in Anchorman.

    Brick asking his opponents "Where'd you get those clothes? The toilet store?"
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    Note: Uncredited entries have been sourced by BuzzFeed.