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Can You Tell If This Is A Real Or Fake Crime Headline?

And don't you dare use Google.

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Shemar Moore is the talented and unbelievably sexy man who has graced our screen as Special Agent Derek Morgan on CBS' Criminal Minds for 11 — ! — years now.

Since his character solves crimes for a living, we gave Shemar a mix of fake and real headlines to see if he could ~decipher~ which ones were true and which ones were false. Play along, and see how you stack up against Shemar!

  1. “Groom Hits on Pregnant Server, Brawl Ensues”

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    I agree with Shemar
    I agree with Shemar
    That has to be false
    That has to be false
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Yep this totally happened.

  2. “Naked Woman Distracts Neighbor While Her Husband Robs His House”

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    Shemar knows what's up
    Shemar knows what's up
    This sounds fake
    This sounds fake
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Oh this totally was a thing.

  3. “Thirteen-Year-Old Girl Arrested For Robbing Classmates To Pay For One Direction Tickets”

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    Definitely true
    Definitely true
    No way, no how
    No way, no how
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    This hasn't happened... yet.

  4. “Drunk, Half-Naked Man Breaks Into Stranger's House For Chips”

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    Someone would totally do this
    Someone would totally do this
    I support Shemar
    I support Shemar
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's true. The things people do for chips.

  5. “Woman Shoots At Driver After Getting Hit in Face with Slurpee During Road Rage Fight”

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    Sounds crazy but true
    Sounds crazy but true
    With Shemar 100%
    With Shemar 100%
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    We know it sounds fake but apparently it's true.

  6. “Bride Arrested After Punching New Mother-in-law at Wedding, Told Cops She ‘Couldn’t Deal With Her Anymore’”

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    SHEMAR. SHEMAR. SHEMAR.
    SHEMAR. SHEMAR. SHEMAR.
    No one could be that mean
    No one could be that mean
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Surprised this hasn't been an episode of Bridezillas> yet.

  7. “Wisconsin Man Arrested For Making Own Cheeseburger, Fries At Denny's”

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    Tbh I'd probably do the same
    Tbh I'd probably do the same
    That's too much
    That's too much
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    When there's a burger involved, anything can happen.

  8. “Florida Woman Assaults Starbucks Barista For Spelling Her Name Wrong”

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    This sounds about right
    This sounds about right
    Absolutely FALSE
    Absolutely FALSE
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Sorry, this is a made-up one.

  9. “Man Named Bacon Assaults Person For Eating Sausage”

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    I kind of hope it's true
    I kind of hope it's true
    Now that's way too wild of a tale
    Now that's way too wild of a tale
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It was his last name btw.

  10. “Cops: Teen Had Loaded Revolver In Her Vagina”

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    Totally true
    Totally true
    For sure false
    For sure false
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    This really happened in Tennessee.

  11. “Serial Defecator in Texas Caught On Camera”

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    I'm with him
    I'm with him
    Ew no
    Ew no
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Everything's bigger... and stinkier in Texas.

  12. “Delaware Couple Arrested for Having Sex in Plain Sight From Street on Top of Chipotle Roof”

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    I've done crazier things in a Chipotle
    I've done crazier things in a Chipotle
    Not real
    Not real
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    No words.

  13. “Florida Man Accused Of Tossing 'Deadly Urine' At Cop”

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    Why not?
    Why not?
    Ugh
    Ugh
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Because deadly urine is so much worse than regular urine being thrown at you.

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