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A Definitive Ranking Of The 20 Most Important "Real Housewives" Fights

Who gon' check me boo?

Even if you don't watch any of the 1 trillion Real Housewives shows, you know that the fights are kind of insane. I decided to rank the 20 most important RH fights from "Crazy but eh" to "ABSOLUTELY PSYCHOTIC." Here are the rules.

Rule No. 1: No reunion fights

Rule No. 2: No hubbies

Rule No. 3: No drawn-out fights

OK. That's it. Let's do this.

20. Ramona vs. Jill β€” "This is Morocco"

19. Danielle vs. Ashley β€” "Stay in the positive"

18. Gina vs. Everyone β€” "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah"

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The Locale: RHOM (Melbourne), Season 1, Episode 7

The Disagreement: After a season of the girls talking to each other about their mutual hatred of Gina, they decided to confront her on vacay.

The Winner: Gina. Everyone actually had valid reasons as to why they were upset with Gina. The problem is that they all looked like fools screaming and yelling at Gina over dinner. By keeping her cool, Gina actually seems like the normal one.

17. NeNe vs. Sheree β€” "Rich, bitch"

16. Amber vs. The Twins β€” "First responders"

15. Lisa vs. Everyone β€” "Puerto Rico, my heart's devotion"

14. Vicki vs. Gretchen β€” "Are you a mother?"

The Locale: RHOC, Season 7, Episodes 5 and 6, "He Said What?" and "The Party's Over"

The Disagreement: Obviously Vicki and Gretchen never liked each other but things got worse when Slade called Vicki "Miss Piggy" and Vicki decided to defend herself.

The Winner: Vicki. Though Gretchen did have a point with Brooks, Slade should have never spoken about another woman's looks negatively.

13. Aviva vs. Everyone β€” "My left foot"

12. Adrianna vs. Joanna β€” "Hit me baby one more time"

11. Kim and Kyle vs. Brandi β€” "Meth in the bathroom"

10. Sheree vs. Anthony β€” "Who gon' check me boo?"

The Locale: RHOA, Season 2, Episode 1, "New Attitude, Same ATL"

The Disagreement: Sheree thought that Anthony the party planner wasn't holding up his end of the bargain. And by bargain, I mean helicopters.

The Winner: Draw. They were both so vicious and so delusional that it was impossible to choose just one winner.

9. The Gorgas vs. The Giudices β€” "Lake George"

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The Locale: RHONJ, Season 5, Episode 8, "Scum One, Scum All"

The Disagreement: WHERE DO YOU EVEN START WITH THE GORGAS AND GIUDICES?

The Winner: Joe Gorga. Only because the fight showed the world that he used weird hair dye that comes off when you touch it and it convinced him to shave his head.

8. Kim vs. Kyle β€” "Goddamn house"

7. NeNe vs. Claudia β€” "Your clit has left your body"

6. Aviva vs. Carole β€” "#Bookgate"

The Locale: RHONY, Season 6, Episode 2, "Give Up the Ghostwriter"

The Disagreement: Aviva thinks Carole dissed her memoir so she starts telling everyone that Carole had her book ghostwritten.

The Winner: Carole. Carole is literally paid to write. She's been writing for years. She writes so much that her job is writer first, reality star second.

5. Marlo vs. Sheree β€” "Mayweather vs. Pacquiao"

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The Locale: RHOA, Season 4, Episode 12, "South Africa: Just Like Home"

The Disagreement: While vacationing in South Africa, Sheree decides to invite everyone but Marlo and NeNe to dinner. Marlo does not take it well.

The Winner: Draw. What Sheree did was ridiculous but Marlo doesn't exactly make her case well.

4. Allison DuBois and Camille Grammer vs. Kyle Richards, Faye Resnick, and the World β€” "The dinner party from hell"

3. Aviva vs. Sonja and Ramona β€” "You can't handle the truth!"

2. Bethenny Frankel vs. Kelly Killoren Bensimon β€” "Scary island"

1. Teresa vs. The Table (but actually Danielle) β€” "Prostitution whore"

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