1. "My sister switched math classes because, on the first day, the male teacher talking about the dress code said, 'You'd better obey the dress code, because my eyes tend to wander.'"
2. "My senior year of high school, one of my classes was as an office aide, so I was always very careful about what I wore. They decided to 'crack down on the dress code' one day, so they started pulling girls — only girls — into the office for various things. One girl was pulled in because her khaki pants 'accentuated her butt and hips' too much. KHAKI PANTS!"
"I happened to have on a knee-length skirt that had a slit on the side. The slit came to just barely above my fingertip, so they gave me a detention. It was my one and only detention of my whole high school experience. I'm still pissed about it."