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"The underlying concept is that in exchange for being granted a higher degree of autonomy than other public schools a program must demonstrate the effectiveness of its practices." Who Am I in the Lives of Children Looks like another year of my textbooks keeping me warm in bed.

The Firefox logo is painted really well, I would just never put it on my nails.

I had that same aha moment, except I like odawalla better. We are now mortal enemies.

I had a doctor close a cut with surgical glue and tell me, "If it pops open, just slap some super glue on there."

I once bought a pregnancy test, chocolate, and razors. It was a good night.

So the next time someone calls me pretentious for drinking Blue Moon I'll tell them it's just a better tasting Coors.

Completely unrealistic, just like porn.

As a resident of Denver, I'm used to mocking Boulder. But this was amazing and inspiring.

Taxis have seat belts?

He looks like a toddler being lifted into the car.