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1. Olive Garden at 6:00?
2. "Shitty weather we're having"
3. The peach color crayon
4. Clapping after airplanes land
5. "Vote for Donald Trump"
6. "I'm gluten-free"
7. "Vacay" instead of vacation
8. "My friend is black!"
9. Overplays R. Kelly's 'Ignition' Remix
10. Re-doing a high five
11. Uses the word "hella"
12. "The book was better"
13. *Throws something away* "Kobe!"
14. The Friends theme song
15. 9/11 Joke. "Too soon"
16. Saying, "No offense, but…"
17. ABC family original movies
18. Calls the garbage "gar-baj"
19. Wears socks with sandals
20. All look the same
21. Ketchup, but not tomatoes
22. "I literally can't even"
23. Plays the Penis Game
24. "It isn't rocket science"
25. Insert obligatory racism joke
26. "I shit you not"
27. "See ya later, alligator"
28. "Not the devil's lettuce!"
29. "They took our jobs"
30. Obsessed with John Cena
31. Orders complicated Starbucks drinks
32. "Add me on linked-in!"
33. "Wow! Great quinoa, Susan!"
34. Puns for Instagram captions
35. Yelling, "run forrest run!"
36. Taking photos of polaroids
37. A jar of mayonnaise
38. "Actually, all lives matter"
39. "This water's too spicy"
40. "Go like my Instagram"
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