High five, cream pie!
Obama Out *mic drop*
Auntie: I heard you keep failing tests in school Me: I heard you keep failing drug tests at work
"What state do you live in?" *Constant anxiety*
Here, have a bag of dicks and a real shitty day
"I'm not racist… but…"
The good 'ol days when life was much easier as a virtual penguin
*hits blunt* Bruh