"I've been drinking coffee since I was seven."
“Pokémon Go is an augmented reality.”
All end tables, counter tops, and door frames are a threat.
"I already have a stomach ache."
"I want to enable transparency, I want to feel the electricity."
"Soon enough you feel like you’re in control again."
"Wanna lick the spoon?"
“Maybe you cared more than I thought…”
In case you wanted to know…
"I'm happy because I've learned to love myself."
"My poop is going to be perfect."
He claims he can drink an entire beer in less than 3 seconds...can he?
You probably don't know how to make a salad...or, at least one that doesn't SUCK.
"That number doesn't work anymore..."
We debate why space wizards would have been easier.
What do you cook on your day off?
"It's difficult learning you don't have to decide what race you are."
It's just pouring coffee.
Where did Ol' Kris Kringle come from?
What weird thing can your body do?
"Are you sure you're white?"
"We got a brown and a pink person here..."
“It happened to me, but I am not alone…”
"I feel like I need a really big shower after wearing this crap."