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Sexi Soprano: Lifestyle magazine for the modern singer

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  • Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Fachs:Slytherin

    "There isn't a witch or wizard who went bad who wasn't in Slytherin". First of all, Ron,rude. I'll send you a howler for talking bad about my house like that. Even though Slytherin house does have the "evil" reputation,evil we are not! “You could be great, you know, it’s all here in your head, and Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness, no doubt about that.” The Sorting Hat knew what was up. Slytherins are know for being proud,ambiguous,and cunning .That seems like the perfect way to describe a successful singer-yes we tend to be a tad power hungry and border on the side of perfectionism. But evil? Of course not! Don't fach with us though,we are still the house of snakes. Speaking of fachs,here is how the witches and wizards of would be cast in a opera. Seriously,somebody compose this freaking thing.

  • Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Fachs: Ravenclaw

    You’ve seen the Gryffindors, Slytherins, and Hufflepuffs sorted into their fachs, so now our more studious favorites will be sorted into theirs. Though you might not be used to hearing all of our voices loudly, Ravenclaws are both clever and creative, and belong on the stage with the rest! They're the first to sign up to be classified, then question their classification and push their limits constantly. “Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure!” –“Rowena Ravenclaw” (JK Rowling). Here is a list of famous and infamous Ravenclaws and their fachs: “Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, If you’ve a ready mind Where those of wit and learning, Will always find their kind;” -The Sorting Hat, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

  • Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Fachs: Hufflepuff

    What about Hufflepuff? Have you ever wondered where Harry’s most loyal and dedicated classmates would find their operatic fit? These are the voices you may not hear in the classroom, but are present in the practice room. They never tire of devoting hard work and don’t tend to seek recognition as a reward. Here is a list of some of our favorite Hufflepuff characters and their voice types:

  • Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Fachs: Gryffindor

    If you’re in your mid 20's like me, it’s more than likely JK Rowling’s Harry Potter put a spell on you in elementary and/or middle school. I’ll go back and re-read the books from time to time. Do you ever wonder which fachs match up with which characters? Wonder no more! First up: Go, go, Gryffindor! When the books came out, everyone wanted to be a Gryffindor. While I align myself with Ravenclaw, hiding behind my book and cup of tea, I admire my Gryffindor friends’ daring and courageous attitudes. Here is a list of a few Gryffindors and their fachs:

  • Why Opera Singers Make The Best Valentines

    Valentine's Day is here again and whether you have a Valentine, Galentine, or you are still searching for one, here are some reasons why opera singers are perfect for this day of love!

  • Which Mezzo Diva Are You?

    Mezzo sopranos are the most versatile artists in opera. They are queens, mothers, witches, boys, bearded ladies, gypsies, and the girl cleaning your kitchen in glass slippers. Sexi Soprano wants to know: which iconic mezzo diva are you?

  • Which Aria Is Your Theme Song?

    Sexi Soprano wants to know: which aria is the theme song of your future biography after all the stage lights have dimmed on your career?

  • Which Pants Role Are You?

    The gender-bending magic of opera is something we've cherished for generations. Terms like mezzo-sexual have come up because of it and we love the fact that you can be whomever you want to be on stage, be it a man or woman!

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  • Which Mezzo Diva Are You?

    Mezzo sopranos are the most versatile artists in opera. They are queens, mothers, witches, boys, bearded ladies, gypsies, and the girl cleaning your kitchen in glass slippers. Sexi Soprano wants to know: which iconic mezzo diva are you?