There Really Is A Dating Site For Everyone

They say there's someone out there for everyone. That may or may not be true, but this Valentine's Day, there's definitely a dating site or two for you.

1. SeaCaptainDate.com

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"My mistress may be the sea, but the thing is, that's just an expression. There ain't really no sex involved." - Caleb's Testimonial Video

"Shockingly legit." - Jezebel

2. MissTravel.com

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"Travel dating for generous and attractive people."

3. MyLovelyParent.com

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Started by two sons who wanted to find a date for their mother, My Lovely Parent allows people to set up dating profiles for their parents or other loved ones.

4. Darwin Dating

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Dating for terrible people: "Sick of dating websites filled with ugly, unattractive, desperate fatsos?"

Not allowed:

"Hair in the wrong places on women"

"Mid-digital hair"

"Overuse of bright blue eyeshadow"

"Weird pubic hair"

"Red hair and too many freckles"

And more.

5. FarmersOnly.com

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A dating site that is NOT for city folk.

6. WomenBehindBars.com

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A place for female inmates to meet men who are exclusively interested in meeting prison inmates.

7. FindYourFaceMate.com

findyourfacemate.com

When you want to date the mirror.

8. CrazyBlindDate.com, by OK Cupid

crazyblinddate.com

A dating site, minus the profile photos.

9. PositiveSingles.com

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A site for people with STDs to meet and support one another.

10. WealthyMen.com

wealthymen.com

For gentlemen who want to meet a lady and who can verify that they make more than $85,000 a year.

11. The Ugly Bug Ball

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"...real dating for real people."

12. 420dating.com

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...dude.

13. AgeMatch.com

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Dating for people looking for someone who was in the workforce while they were still in fourth grade.

14. CougarLife.com

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For cubs looking for cougars, and cougars looking for cubs.

15. CanDoBetter.com

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Users upload individual pictures of each half of a couple, and the community decides if either could do better. The one who's voted to be settling gets to view the dating profiles on the site.

16. Pounced.org

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Dating for Furries.

17. The Official Clown Dating Agency

boohiccup.com

Sadly defunct, but still accepting singles' info with a promise to do what they can.

18. Cupidtino

cupidtino.com

For fans of Apple and its "Cupertino" font.

19. The Atlasphere

theatlasphere.com

For libertarians who believe in the value of self-reliance...but still need a little help meeting the right person.

20. GothicMatch.com

gothicmatch.com

From the testimonial page:

"...we are soul mates from a very long time ago, sometimes it takes more then one life time to find that mated soul you had to give up from a time before."

21. 'Stache Passions

stachepassions.com

For havers and lovers of mustaches.

Part of the Passions Network.

22. No Longer Lonely

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Dating for people with mental illnesses.

23. DateAGolfer.com

dateagolfer.com

"DateAGolfer.com is more than just dating, offering members an opportunity to share their passion for golf."

24. EquestrianCupid.com

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For horse lovers and the horse lovers that love them.

25. Purrsonals.com

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For cat lovers and the cat lovers that love them.

26. DateALittle.com

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Dating for little people.

27. TallFriends.com

tallfriends.com

When 5'10" just won't cut it.

28. BikerKiss.com

bikerkiss.com

"2 Wheels, 2 Hearts, 1 Road!"

29. MillionaireMatch.com

millionairematch.com

"#1 dating site for successful singles and admirers!"

We think $85K per year is pretty "successful." If we're raising the benchmark to "millionaire," then we're all doomed.

30. NaturistPassion.com

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"Find true nudists for dating and friendship!"

31. DateCraft.com

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Dating for MMO gamers.

32. Gleeden.com

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The world's first extramarital affair site "100% made by women."

33. DiaperMates.com

diapermates.com

For adults who have to / want to / love to wear diapers.

34. SinglesWithFoodAllergies.com

singleswithfoodallergies.com

For your celiac, allergic, single friend.

35.

datingforhippies.com

"No Squares Allowed! Join Us Today!"

36. VeganDatingService.com

vegandatingservice.com

"Find a Veggie Date today!"

37. CrewDating.com

crewdating.com

For airline pilots and flight attendants: "Never fly solo again"

38. CancerMatch.com

cancermatch.com

A dating site for cancer survivors to meet and support one another.

39. DemocraticSingles.net

democraticsingles.net

"Date within your species"

40. ConservativeDatingSite.com

ConservativeDatingSite.com

"When Traditional Values are important to you"

41. MarriageMindedPeopleMeet.com

marriagemindedpeoplemeet.com

"I met someone very special and we are together (forever) and I thank you very much"

42. WaitingTillMarriage.org

waitingtillmarriage.org

"Make it to your wedding night without dying of frustration first."

43. ParaplegicSingles.com

paraplegicsingles.com

"Welcome to the number one site for paraplegic people to meet, chat, and fall in love. ... We gather people who share this impairment and are ready to meet, socialize and date again."

44. SoberAndSingle.com

soberandsingle.com

"Finding love, dating and romance in real life is daunting enough; now throw in the fact that you don't want to go to a bar or club to establish a relationship and you know what we mean!"

45. FitnessDates.com

fitnessdates.com

One of the members' headlines: "Needed: Hard body that can handle curves"

46. SisterWives.us

sisterwives.us

For adding another member to your polygamous marriage.

"While this site is primarily about Polygyny (One man and two or more women), we welcome anyone and everyone."

47. KinkyDatingSite.com

kinkydatingsite.com

"Your best friends and co-workers may have tried to hook you up with people they know, but it's hard to tell them that what you like are kinky guys or girls, right?"

Kinky Dating Site is obviously NSFW, unless your work is cool with pictures of sex toys, candle wax, and rubber.