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Posted on Feb 4, 2013

There Really Is A Dating Site For Everyone

They say there's someone out there for everyone. That may or may not be true, but this Valentine's Day, there's definitely a dating site or two for you.

1. SeaCaptainDate.com

seacaptaindate.com / Via guyspeak.com

"My mistress may be the sea, but the thing is, that's just an expression. There ain't really no sex involved." - Caleb's Testimonial Video

"Shockingly legit." - Jezebel

3. MyLovelyParent.com

mylovelyparent.com / Via shinyshiny.tv

Started by two sons who wanted to find a date for their mother, My Lovely Parent allows people to set up dating profiles for their parents or other loved ones.

4. Darwin Dating

darwindating.com / Via shinyshiny.tv

Dating for terrible people: "Sick of dating websites filled with ugly, unattractive, desperate fatsos?"

Not allowed:

"Hair in the wrong places on women"

"Mid-digital hair"

"Overuse of bright blue eyeshadow"

"Weird pubic hair"

"Red hair and too many freckles"

And more.

5. FarmersOnly.com

farmersonly.com / Via shinyshiny.tv

A dating site that is NOT for city folk.

6. WomenBehindBars.com

womenbehindbars.com / Via shinyshiny.tv

A place for female inmates to meet men who are exclusively interested in meeting prison inmates.

7. FindYourFaceMate.com

findyourfacemate.com

When you want to date the mirror.

8. CrazyBlindDate.com, by OK Cupid

crazyblinddate.com

A dating site, minus the profile photos.

9. PositiveSingles.com

positivesingles.com / Via shinyshiny.tv

A site for people with STDs to meet and support one another.

11. The Ugly Bug Ball

12. 420dating.com

420dating.com / Via mashable.com

...dude.

13. AgeMatch.com

agematch.com / Via mashable.com

Dating for people looking for someone who was in the workforce while they were still in fourth grade.

14. CougarLife.com

cougarlife.com / Via guyspeak.com

For cubs looking for cougars, and cougars looking for cubs.

15. CanDoBetter.com

candobetter.com / Via huffingtonpost.com

Users upload individual pictures of each half of a couple, and the community decides if either could do better. The one who's voted to be settling gets to view the dating profiles on the site.

16. Pounced.org

pounced.org / Via guyspeak.com

Dating for Furries.

17. The Official Clown Dating Agency

boohiccup.com

Sadly defunct, but still accepting singles' info with a promise to do what they can.

18. Cupidtino

cupidtino.com

For fans of Apple and its "Cupertino" font.

19. The Atlasphere

theatlasphere.com

For libertarians who believe in the value of self-reliance...but still need a little help meeting the right person.

21. 'Stache Passions

stachepassions.com

For havers and lovers of mustaches.

Part of the Passions Network.

22. No Longer Lonely

nolongerlonely.com / Via thestir.cafemom.com

Dating for people with mental illnesses.

24. EquestrianCupid.com

equestriancupid.com / Via killmydaynow.com

For horse lovers and the horse lovers that love them.

25. Purrsonals.com

purrsonals.com / Via killmydaynow.com

For cat lovers and the cat lovers that love them.

26. DateALittle.com

datealittle.com / Via thestir.cafemom.com

Dating for little people.

27. TallFriends.com

tallfriends.com

When 5'10" just won't cut it.

28. BikerKiss.com

29. MillionaireMatch.com

millionairematch.com

"#1 dating site for successful singles and admirers!"

We think $85K per year is pretty "successful." If we're raising the benchmark to "millionaire," then we're all doomed.

30. NaturistPassion.com

31. DateCraft.com

datecraft.com / Via huffingtonpost.com

Dating for MMO gamers.

32. Gleeden.com

en.gleeden.com / Via huffingtonpost.com

The world's first extramarital affair site "100% made by women."

33. DiaperMates.com

diapermates.com

For adults who have to / want to / love to wear diapers.

34. SinglesWithFoodAllergies.com

singleswithfoodallergies.com

For your celiac, allergic, single friend.

36. VeganDatingService.com

37. CrewDating.com

crewdating.com

For airline pilots and flight attendants: "Never fly solo again"

38. CancerMatch.com

cancermatch.com

A dating site for cancer survivors to meet and support one another.

39. DemocraticSingles.net

40. ConservativeDatingSite.com

45. FitnessDates.com

46. SisterWives.us

47. KinkyDatingSite.com

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