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Pippa's dress looks like the Arizona iced tea can #RoyalWedding
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Looks at Twitter Feed: “Are you ready for the Royal Wedding?” Listens to Radio: “Are you ready for the Royal Wedding?” Turns on TV: “Are you ready for the Royal Wedding?” Genuinely not sure if I’m ready or what sort of preparation is required from me.
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me judging everyone on what they’re wearing to the #RoyalWedding
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This all started with Meghan’s friend setting her up on a blind date with Prince Harry. My friends are actually useless.
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“I’m meant to be at the fucking FA Cup final, but soft lad hasn’t looked at the shared Google Calendar before booking his wedding.” https://t.co/Y8Tq2KsQBS
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There's Chelsea Davylooking exactly like you'd expect any woman to look when attending her ex-boyfriend's wedding. #royalwedding https://t.co/UmTvakRTn9
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Me tweeting how I don’t care & wouldn’t watch vs me now
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US radio host has just asked “How long has this royal hype been going on here?” “More than a thousand years,” I said. “You are kidding me.”
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Commentator: “A lot of stripped-back fashion, a lot of block colour and statement pieces.” My daughter: “That lady has a carroty hat! A rabbit would like it.” A salutary lesson.
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I LOVE that Oprah Winfrey is the first guest into the chapel. Oprah clearly thinking that, in those shoes, she wants to sit down SOON.
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David Beckham showing his invite at the door lol #RoyalWedding
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Listen Becks is mandem
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Tom Hardy looks like he wants to die #RoyalWedding
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"Yeah he's definitely not on the guest list. I'll hold." #RoyalWedding
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Harry thinking of all the seasoned food he’s about to eat tonight #RoyalWedding
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Louis wishing it was him n Sheila😭 #RoyalWeddding
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Same bro. Absolutely same.
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I know the #RoyalWedding is not for everyone, but we all saw Harry lose his Mum so young, then grow up into this kind, cheeky, thoughtful guy. Now he’s found this incredible woman, and it brings a tear to my cynical eye. Have a great day everyone (also, enjoy the cup final).
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Nothing but respect for the real Queen of England. https://t.co/obhBTIr6sq