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39 Really Quite Unexpected Tweets From Larry King In 2015

"Somehow, somewhere there's got to be a talking dog…"

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1. But did you know that his Twitter is crazy?

I've never been in a canoe. #Itsmy2cents

2.

I don't Google, so who invented the fork?… #itsmy2cents

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4.

When driving, why do we slow down to look at accidents?… #itsmy2cents

5.

Why is a fart funny?… #itsmy2cents

6.

I have no desire to eat clams… #itsmy2cents

7.

I don't know why but I love balloons… #ItsMy2Cents

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9.

I can't remember the last time I was on a bus… #ItsMy2Cents

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Why will cockroaches survive a nuclear attack? #ItsMy2Cents

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12.

I love the feeling of a scarf… #itsmy2cents

14.

Somehow, somewhere there's got to be a talking dog… #ItsMy2Cents

15.

Do you think Brutus ever ate Caesar salad? #ItsMy2Cents

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16.

I love Caesar salad, but not with croutons… #itsmy2cents

17.

I understand Julius Caesar's dying wish was, "make a salad in my name."… #itsmy2cents

19.

If you're making potato salad for me, please don't use any eggs. #itsmy2cents

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20.

Where exactly is the Internet? #ItsMy2cents

21.

The camel is one strange animal. #itsmytwocents

22.

I've never had a safe deposit box… #itsmy2cents

23.

I have no desire to eat an artichoke… #ItsMy2Cents

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25.

Does anyone really like the taste of Listerine?... #itsmytwocents

26.

I hate the praying mantis… #itsmy2cents

27.

There are so many car commercials I'm confused… #ItsMy2Cents

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28.

I've never been much for massages… #itsmy2cents

29.

Is there an Old Hampshire?… #itsmy2cents

30.

Does anyone use a washboard anymore? #ItsMy2Cents

31.

Does anyone play the accordion anymore? #ItsMy2Cents

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33.

Are there any babies names Mildred anymore?...@ #itsmy2cents

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I'm not sure, but I don't think I've ever been to Wyoming… #itsmy2cents

35.

I've never used pepper in a Mexican restaurant… #itsmy2cents

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36.

If I'm eating applesauce it has to be ice cold… #itsmy2cents

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39. And finally.

I don't care what you think it's my two cents. #itsmy2cents

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What is even more amazing is the way that Larry King tweets, according to the Washington Post.

When Larry King wants to tweet, he doesn't log onto the internet. He pops open the flip phone stored in the shirt pocket between his suspender straps and calls the number for a voicemail set up specifically for this purpose. Then he dictates a thought that will be picked up by an assistant and transcribed onto his @KingsThings Twitter account. And nearly 2.6 million followers are there to receive it.

40. UPDATE - Larry King has responded.

Larry King said, "I wonder why they called my tweets baffling? I mean, they're just random thoughts that I have. I am curious about everything and have plenty of thoughts! I think about serious things, funny things and ordinary things. For instance when I go to the zoo, it's only natural that I'm curious about the giraffes - wouldn't you be? If not, that's baffling! *chuckle*"