“making it less hospital to sperm” I think you mean “hospitable”
It said 17, but it wasn’t until 18 for me. That being said, I had several almost attempts happen while I was 16 and 17.
My best friend lived for two years in Japan. Whenever we had overlapping time off (usually on the weekends, late night for me, early morning for her) we’d Skype each other (voice only) and boot up World of Warcraft.
#10 Oh My God it’s Harold Ramis!
You are aware that Mexico is nowhere near Europe, right?
Instead of getting upset, I, a white man, will attempt to answer as many of these questions as I can. #1 For me, it was typically because my parents hadn’t taken me to get my hair cut yet.
#2 & #3 Never true of me.
#4 A man who was falsely accused managed to escape, and take a crooked guard and warden down at the same time as making himself rich. It’s the ultimate story of why hope is such a powerful thing and why we should never give up, even when things seem at their darkest.
#5 The only one(s) I ever want calling me Daddy is(are) my child(ren). And even after a certain point, I’m sure they’ll start calling me Dad.
#6 I thought white guys who smoked pot wore beanies.
#7 They’re probably wondering why you’re over dressing when it’s just a little cold out.
#8 I might be a little behind on the slang. This is the first I’m hearing of “turnt”. A Google search didn’t help.
#9 Because they like legal speed that tastes like Bull piss?
#10 As someone who likes to walk, that annoys the crap out of me. I still don’t get why they do it.
#11 I think it’s a speech impediment. You should try to be more sensitive.
#12 I think it’s a good way to hide the fact that they’re going bald early.
#13 Beats the hell out of me. I hate having to use two toes to keep my feet from hitting bare pavement.
#14 I don’t understand what you’re saying.
#15 Because when we smile at ourselves it just looks creepy.
#16 I don’t get it either.
#17 Because they don’t have the man points to wear pink.
#18 It takes a lot of effort to switch from shorts to pants. Some don’t have the energy to make the switch.
#19 Because of the tendency of white guys to have the same first name.
#20 These are the guys that are always ready to play a pickup game of Basketball.
#21 Never used the former, but the latter has a tendency to pop up during sex. As for why, I don’t know.
#22 Probably because the entire first trilogy has two women and one black man. FWIW, I’m more of a Star Trek guy.
#23 It’s lighter than a discus.
#24 They must’ve been Boy Scouts.
#25 I’m gonna go with stupidity.
#26 Let’s get one thing straight. My black wife is a much bigger Spongebob fan than I am.
#27 Actually, it’s Fuckin-A.
#28 Who doesn’t love memes?
#29 Because taco meat doesn’t taste good on bread.
#30 This isn’t so much a “white boy” thing as it is a “small penis” thing.
#31 I wish I knew.
#32 It’s the only pattern flannel comes in.
#33 I only ever hear that used as sarcasm.
#34 White men are discriminated against, just not in the way they think they’re being discriminated against. If I wanted to be a stay-at-home Dad, or work as a nurse, or kindergarten teacher, I’d be looked at as weird. We may have “white privilege”, but we’re not allowed to give up any of that privilege without someone thinking they’re something wrong with us.
Sometimes, when my boss tries to get me to work on a day off, I just say I’m out of town (which does happen), but the last time I said I had to help my Mom build a brick wall, which was actually supposed to happen that day, but it got too hot.
Go to an abandoned building, rig it with explosives, set up a loud sound system, turn it on to attract all zombies in the area, high tail it out of there, then set off the explosives from a safe distance. Rinse and repeat until I’ve set up a zombie free area.
All of the tickets were on the counter when milk got spilled over all of them.
If you don’t want to accept homosexuality, that’s fine, but these people are passing laws outlawing homosexuality. Defending that is like defending Jim Crow.
Response to Let’s Play The Walmart Game:
A fake gun (the kind with an orange tip), black paint, an a pillow case.
My parents got married and it was the worst mistake either of them could have made. They only got married because my mother got pregnant with me. Five years later, they got divorced. How is any of this better thanaloving couple with children they actually planned to have, where the parents happen to be the same gender?
Response to 25 Childhood-Ruining Moments You Forgot About:
#8 It’s supposed to say “Gum-like”. It’s just poor quality.
#9 What part of “Phenomenal Cosmic Power” don’t you understand. The Genie was capable of seeing the future. Remember his line: “You’re not going to find a girl like her in a million years! Believe me, I looked.”
#11 Not necessarily having sex. They could simply be making out and dry humping.
#15 Duh, that’s what the movie was about.
#16 Muk isn’t a snake. It only applied to snake Pokemon. Also it’s Cobra, not Kobra.
#17 Don’t you know that a Lion’s face looks like a woman seen from behind? That’s not something snuck in, it’s just a fact of nature.
#20 I recall that Kovu was explicitly stated to not be Scar’s son. That’s why the other lion was jealous of him because he actually was Scar’s son, but Kovu was chosen as Scar’s heir.
#25 Aku devastated, not only the future, but the present as well. It can be assumed that, had Samurai Jack reached it’s conclusion, Jack would have traveled back to the past, defeated Aku, and then the rest of the Hanna Barbera universe would have continued as normal.