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"making it less hospital to sperm" I think you mean "hospitable"

It said 17, but it wasn't until 18 for me. That being said, I had several almost attempts happen while I was 16 and 17.

My best friend lived for two years in Japan. Whenever we had overlapping time off (usually on the weekends, late night for me, early morning for her) we'd Skype each other (voice only) and boot up World of Warcraft.

#10 Oh My God it's Harold Ramis!

You are aware that Mexico is nowhere near Europe, right?

Instead of getting upset, I, a white man, will attempt to answer as many of these questions as I can. #1 For me, it was typically because my parents hadn't taken me to get my hair cut yet. #2 & #3 Never true of me. #4 A man who was falsely accused managed to escape, and take… Read More

Sometimes, when my boss tries to get me to work on a day off, I just say I&#39;m out of town (which does happen), but the last time I said I had to help my Mom build a brick wall, which was actually <i>supposed</i> to happen that day, but it got too hot.

Go to an abandoned building, rig it with explosives, set up a loud sound system, turn it on to attract all zombies in the area, high tail it out of there, then set off the explosives from a safe distance. Rinse and repeat until I&#39;ve set up a zombie free area.

<em>All</em> of the tickets were on the counter when milk got spilled over all of them.

If you don&#39;t want to accept homosexuality, that&#39;s fine, but these people are passing laws outlawing homosexuality. Defending that is like defending Jim Crow.