34 White Guy Mysteries That Desperately Need To Be Solved

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    Matt Stopera
    by Matt Stopera

    BuzzFeed Staff

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    94' @_Ricksterrr

    Why do white boys always have long hair at one time in their childhood.? lmfao #RandomThought

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    scooby doobie @lukejmatt

    why do white boys love zombies so much

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    sasha @_ashdablunt

    Why do white boys like to punch each other in the nuts?

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    Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro

    google search why do white guys love shawshank redemption so much

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    Becky @BeccaThomas5

    Why do white boys love being called daddy!?

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    Benjamin @_BenjaminHenry

    Why do white guys feel the need to wear bucket hats when they start smoking weed.

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    SHOTTY @LiveAndUncut

    Why do white men love to under dress in cold weather ?

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    erin ! @plantasash

    why do white boys love america and getting "turnt" so much???

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    sachiko @ghoulrunnings

    why do white boys love energy drinks so much

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    Dina @DinaMcMuffin

    Why do white boys love to scream out of their car windows at pedestrians whenever possible?

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    Cassie, ∞ @heckihatemyself

    why do white boys say 'yo' so much

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    ✨Jansen Hunter✨ @jansenhunter

    why do white boys still spike their hair up to the sky??

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    13.

    Jordan A. Hayles @MR_STiXX

    Why do white guys love flip flops so much?

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    14.

    Maya Lucyshyn @_ohmeohmaya

    Why do white boys always complain about white girls they r just like us except smellier

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    sanudi @vampirevveekend

    why do white boys always look sad when they take selfies

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    Calvin @aurosan

    Why do straight white boys make so many Vines near naked? My poor little gay heart can't handle it.

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    17.

    Nolan @AmonGTheInsects

    Why do white boys love salmon shorts?

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    18.

    Emily Anne @emmy_pooo

    Why do white dudes find it necessary to wear shorts in any kind of weather

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    Derek HILL @LightSkinnedBoy

    Why do white dudes always call eachother by there last name...? #confused

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    rich dad @kimkeybooty

    why do white boys like to wear snapbacks and athletic shorts and adidas sandals with knee high socks

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    21.

    who @senzubeanpie

    Why do white guys always call their dicks weird words like 'willy' or 'cock'?

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    noah keeling @noah_keeling

    Why do white boys love Star Wars do much

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    23.

    Stan D'Generate @ItsStanDG

    why do white boys love Frisbee? lol

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    god @shannaveli

    why do white boys love getting compasses as gifts?

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    antihistaMAYNE @JPTheJedi

    Why do white guys get tribal tattoos?

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    maddy g @maddyg223

    Important question: why do white boys love spongebob so much

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    27.

    Eze @NicholasChenn

    WHY DO WHITE BOYS SAY FUCKING-A?

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    poppy young @helloiamPoppy

    why do white boys love memes so much

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    cold hard bitch @Sabrina_Lopez96

    Why do white boys love burritos so much?

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    30.

    manny swaguiao @capili_

    Why do white boys love drawing dicks on things? *kanye shrug*

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    31.

    Regan @RangerRegan

    Why do white boys have an obsession with flags?

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    32.

    Sethy James @SpikeReed

    Why do white guys love plaid shirts so much? I've always wanted to know

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    33.

    Kayla Wilson @KaylaWilsony

    Why do white boys say "haha" so much smh

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    34. AND LASTLY...

    Milt Shook @MiltShook

    Why do so many white guys always whine about how others "discriminate" agst them? White men cannot be victims of discrimination rt now

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