34 White Guy Mysteries That Desperately Need To Be Solved

Don’t take this too seriously even though I know you will.

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Why do white boys love being called daddy!?

— Becky (@BeccaThomas5)
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Why do white guys feel the need to wear bucket hats when they start smoking weed.

— Benjamin (@_BenjaminHenry)
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Why do white men love to under dress in cold weather ?

— SHOTTY (@LiveAndUncut)
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why do white boys love america and getting "turnt" so much???

— erin ! (@plantasash)
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why do white boys love energy drinks so much

— sachiko (@ghoulrunnings)
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Why do white boys love to scream out of their car windows at pedestrians whenever possible?

— Dina (@DinaMcMuffin)
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why do white boys say 'yo' so much

— Cassie, ∞ (@heckihatemyself)
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why do white boys still spike their hair up to the sky??

— ✨Jansen Hunter✨ (@jansenhunter)
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Why do white guys love flip flops so much?

— Jordan A. Hayles (@MR_STiXX)
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Why do white boys always complain about white girls they r just like us except smellier

— Maya Lucyshyn (@_ohmeohmaya)
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why do white boys always look sad when they take selfies

— sanudi (@vampirevveekend)
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Why do straight white boys make so many Vines near naked? My poor little gay heart can't handle it.

— Calvin (@aurosan)
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Why do white boys love salmon shorts?

— Nolan (@AmonGTheInsects)
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Why do white dudes find it necessary to wear shorts in any kind of weather

— Emily Anne (@emmy_pooo)
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Why do white dudes always call eachother by there last name...? #confused

— Derek HILL (@LightSkinnedBoy)
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why do white boys like to wear snapbacks and athletic shorts and adidas sandals with knee high socks

— rich dad (@kimkeybooty)
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Why do white guys always call their dicks weird words like 'willy' or 'cock'?

— who (@senzubeanpie)
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Why do white boys love Star Wars do much

— noah keeling (@noah_keeling)
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why do white boys love Frisbee? lol

— Stan D'Generate (@ItsStanDG)
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why do white boys love getting compasses as gifts?

— god (@shannaveli)
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Why do white guys get tribal tattoos?

— antihistaMAYNE (@JPTheJedi)
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Important question: why do white boys love spongebob so much

— maddy g (@maddyg223)
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WHY DO WHITE BOYS SAY FUCKING-A?

— Eze (@NicholasChenn)
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why do white boys love memes so much

— poppy young (@helloiamPoppy)
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Why do white boys love burritos so much?

— cold hard bitch (@Sabrina_Lopez96)
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Why do white boys love drawing dicks on things? *kanye shrug*

— manny swaguiao (@capili_)
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Why do white boys have an obsession with flags?

— Regan (@RangerRegan)
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Why do white guys love plaid shirts so much? I've always wanted to know

— Sethy James (@SpikeReed)
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Why do white boys say "haha" so much smh

— Kayla Wilson (@KaylaWilsony)

34. AND LASTLY…

Why do so many white guys always whine about how others "discriminate" agst them? White men cannot be victims of discrimination rt now

— Milt Shook (@MiltShook)

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