34 White Guy Mysteries That Desperately Need To Be Solved

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Why do white boys always have long hair at one time in their childhood.? lmfao #RandomThought

94'@_Ricksterrr

Why do white boys always have long hair at one time in their childhood.? lmfao #RandomThought

11:19 PM - 03 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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why do white boys love zombies so much

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Why do white boys like to punch each other in the nuts?

sasha@_ashdablunt

Why do white boys like to punch each other in the nuts?

4:03 PM - 23 Dec 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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google search why do white guys love shawshank redemption so much

Kath Barbadoro@kathbarbadoro

google search why do white guys love shawshank redemption so much

6:35 PM - 22 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do white boys love being called daddy!?

Becky@BeccaThomas5

Why do white boys love being called daddy!?

10:31 PM - 26 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do white guys feel the need to wear bucket hats when they start smoking weed.

Benjamin@_BenjaminHenry

Why do white guys feel the need to wear bucket hats when they start smoking weed.

11:08 AM - 01 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do white men love to under dress in cold weather ?

SHOTTY@LiveAndUncut

Why do white men love to under dress in cold weather ?

8:02 AM - 24 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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why do white boys love america and getting "turnt" so much???

erin ! @plantasash

why do white boys love america and getting "turnt" so much???

10:12 PM - 06 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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why do white boys love energy drinks so much

sachiko@ghoulrunnings

why do white boys love energy drinks so much

6:25 PM - 03 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do white boys love to scream out of their car windows at pedestrians whenever possible?

Dina@DinaMcMuffin

Why do white boys love to scream out of their car windows at pedestrians whenever possible?

8:56 PM - 25 Apr 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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why do white boys still spike their hair up to the sky??

✨Jansen Hunter✨@jansenhunter

why do white boys still spike their hair up to the sky??

9:02 PM - 10 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do white guys love flip flops so much?

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Why do white boys always complain about white girls they r just like us except smellier

Maya Lucyshyn@_ohmeohmaya

Why do white boys always complain about white girls they r just like us except smellier

12:57 AM - 09 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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why do white boys always look sad when they take selfies

sanudi @vampirevveekend

why do white boys always look sad when they take selfies

2:37 AM - 14 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do straight white boys make so many Vines near naked? My poor little gay heart can't handle it.

Calvin@aurosan

Why do straight white boys make so many Vines near naked? My poor little gay heart can't handle it.

6:40 PM - 27 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do white boys love salmon shorts?

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Why do white dudes find it necessary to wear shorts in any kind of weather

Emily Anne@emmy_pooo

Why do white dudes find it necessary to wear shorts in any kind of weather

10:50 AM - 17 Feb 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do white dudes always call eachother by there last name...? #confused

Derek HILL@LightSkinnedBoy

Why do white dudes always call eachother by there last name...? #confused

10:24 PM - 15 Mar 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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why do white boys like to wear snapbacks and athletic shorts and adidas sandals with knee high socks

rich dad@kimkeybooty

why do white boys like to wear snapbacks and athletic shorts and adidas sandals with knee high socks

7:51 PM - 21 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do white guys always call their dicks weird words like 'willy' or 'cock'?

who@senzubeanpie

Why do white guys always call their dicks weird words like 'willy' or 'cock'?

4:48 AM - 13 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do white boys love Star Wars do much

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why do white boys love getting compasses as gifts?

god@shannaveli

why do white boys love getting compasses as gifts?

10:27 PM - 23 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do white guys get tribal tattoos?

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Important question: why do white boys love spongebob so much

maddy g@maddyg223

Important question: why do white boys love spongebob so much

10:50 PM - 01 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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WHY DO WHITE BOYS SAY FUCKING-A?

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Why do white boys love drawing dicks on things? *kanye shrug*

manny swaguiao@capili_

Why do white boys love drawing dicks on things? *kanye shrug*

1:38 PM - 13 Dec 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do white boys have an obsession with flags?

Regan@RangerRegan

Why do white boys have an obsession with flags?

10:54 AM - 08 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do white guys love plaid shirts so much? I've always wanted to know

Sethy James@SpikeReed

Why do white guys love plaid shirts so much? I've always wanted to know

12:12 AM - 29 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do white boys say "haha" so much smh

34. AND LASTLY...

Why do so many white guys always whine about how others "discriminate" agst them? White men cannot be victims of discrimination rt now

Milt Shook@MiltShook

Why do so many white guys always whine about how others "discriminate" agst them? White men cannot be victims of discrimination rt now

11:00 AM - 07 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite