1. "So, when are you going to get married?"
2. "Have you tried ArabLounge.com?"
3. "Don't you want to have kids?"
4. "When you get married you'll realize your career isn't the most important thing."
5. “But you’re pretty!”
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Because that's the only thing that matters when you get married.
6. “Are there no nice Arab men where you work?”
7. “You need to learn how to cook and clean — otherwise, your husband will leave you.”
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Guys, it's 2015. Clean up after yourselves.
8. “Stop being so picky.”
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I'LL TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS I WANT. I AM A GODDESS.
9. “We’re praying for you.”
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Because...being single is a tragedy?
10. "If you’re too committed to your work or studies, it will be intimidating for a man."
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Just in case you need a reminder, I'm FLAWLESS.
11. "Are you sure you're not a lesbian?"
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REALLY?!
12. "You'll never find a man that way."
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Thanks for the unsolicited tip.
13. "But he's a doctor!"
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Thanks. I'll add him to the list that my mom's keeping.
14. "What's wrong with you?"
15. "You're getting old."
16. "Don't you want to have a wedding?"
"Big white dress" doesn't really top my life goal list.
17. “I just want to see you get married before I die.”
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I still love you mom.
