Gay Scientists Isolate Christian Gene

Homosexual geneticists at the Pink Tiger Research Institute believe they have isolated the gene that causes Christianity.

This will be very comforting to concerned parents of Christians who fear they may have somehow caused their children to choose this deviant lifestyle. (P.S. Merry Christmas!)

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