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Self-Sustainable Chair

This all-in-one dress/chair combo comes attached to shoes that pump air into the back of the dress while you walk, forming a chair, which then deflates as soon as you sit on it.

Sarah Morgan • 10 years ago

Obama Endorses Conan

Well, that should settle it. President Obama thinks Conan will do a great job hosting the Tonight Show. Internet speculation on how successful Conan will be is officially over now, right?

Sarah Morgan • 10 years ago

Cat vs. Dog

This foolish dog has no hope of withstanding this cat's withering evil eye.

Sarah Morgan • 10 years ago

Barack Meets Spock

Spock, Barack. Barack, Spock.

Sarah Morgan • 10 years ago
Sarah Morgan • 10 years ago

Kim Jong Un

Kim Jong Il has reportedly chosen his youngest son to become North Korea's next leader.

Sarah Morgan • 10 years ago

Concerned House

Concerned House says: "Yikes."

Sarah Morgan • 10 years ago

World's Most Pointless Machine

But it's also the world's most charming machine!

Sarah Morgan • 10 years ago

Baby Rhino

I don't want to be rude, but this baby rhino totally has the crazy eyes.

Sarah Morgan • 10 years ago

Kitten in a Laundry Basket

Or, laundry basket possessed by demons.

Sarah Morgan • 10 years ago

Osel Hita Torres

When he was 14 months old, the Dalai Lama declared that Osel was the reincarnation of a spiritual leader called Lama Yeshe. Now he's 24, calls himself Oz, and wants to be a filmmaker, not a monk.

Sarah Morgan • 10 years ago

Tweeting While Jogging

Safety tip: using Twitter while jogging may cause injury and embarrassing newspaper articles.

Sarah Morgan • 10 years ago

Cool Guys Don't Look at Explosions

Andy Samberg and Will Ferrell sing a song about how cool guys are too busy being cool to look at the stuff they just blew up.

Sarah Morgan • 10 years ago

Turbo Heather Extreme

Turbo Heather is the most EXTREME radio-controlled Southern belle on the market.

Sarah Morgan • 10 years ago

Susan Boyle's 2nd Place Finish

Susan Boyle did not win "Britain's Got Talent"! This dance troupe did!

Sarah Morgan • 10 years ago

Quote of the Day

Silvio Berlusconi delivers Time's thought-provoking Quote of the Day.

Sarah Morgan • 10 years ago

Boy With Freakishly Large Brain Wins Spelling Bee

The Onion News Network interviews a 12-year-old struggling with the tragic ability to spell words normal people can't even pronounce.

Sarah Morgan • 10 years ago

When Babies Attack

This baby wants to eat your braaaaaiiiins.

Sarah Morgan • 10 years ago

Bedroom Police

This ad has been banned in Australia because it's demeaning to men who suffer from premature ejaculation.

Sarah Morgan • 10 years ago

Death By Failing

This sign should probably be posted everywhere in the universe, just in case.

Sarah Morgan • 10 years ago