This all-in-one dress/chair combo comes attached to shoes that pump air into the back of the dress while you walk, forming a chair, which then deflates as soon as you sit on it.
Well, that should settle it. President Obama thinks Conan will do a great job hosting the Tonight Show. Internet speculation on how successful Conan will be is officially over now, right?
This foolish dog has no hope of withstanding this cat's withering evil eye.
Spock, Barack. Barack, Spock.
And he is not terrified!
Kim Jong Il has reportedly chosen his youngest son to become North Korea's next leader.
Concerned House says: "Yikes."
But it's also the world's most charming machine!
I don't want to be rude, but this baby rhino totally has the crazy eyes.
Or, laundry basket possessed by demons.
When he was 14 months old, the Dalai Lama declared that Osel was the reincarnation of a spiritual leader called Lama Yeshe. Now he's 24, calls himself Oz, and wants to be a filmmaker, not a monk.
Safety tip: using Twitter while jogging may cause injury and embarrassing newspaper articles.
Andy Samberg and Will Ferrell sing a song about how cool guys are too busy being cool to look at the stuff they just blew up.
Turbo Heather is the most EXTREME radio-controlled Southern belle on the market.
Susan Boyle did not win "Britain's Got Talent"! This dance troupe did!
Silvio Berlusconi delivers Time's thought-provoking Quote of the Day.
The Onion News Network interviews a 12-year-old struggling with the tragic ability to spell words normal people can't even pronounce.
This baby wants to eat your braaaaaiiiins.
This ad has been banned in Australia because it's demeaning to men who suffer from premature ejaculation.
This sign should probably be posted everywhere in the universe, just in case.
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