sarahkn

Haha my girlscout troop all assumed our leader and her now wife were mother and daughter since her wife is older! They were able to get married a few years ago and when I found out from their daughter on facebook, things made so much more sense!

Very true! There are lots of pony breeds! Most ponies are also evil little bastards, and this is coming from a former horse-girl. I refuse to go near ponies that aren't little and pastel colored after several bad experiences with them!

When I tried contacts, I realized that people can see things on the side of their heads. I realized this again when I got LASIK and then contacts again while my vision settled. Now that I've been back in glasses for a while, I still can't really BELIEVE it, even though intellectually… Read More

13. I'm 37 and learned that this Christmas, while watching Elf and talking about how they're such a cute mythological creature. I, too, assumed it was like unicorns!

Yeah, me too! There's so much fucked up about that film.

The number of times I haven't realized my potholder is damp on the edges! Ouch! Now I always check carefully!

I'm a huge Hawkeye fan, back from when I started archery, a few years before Avengers, and honestly, most of how MCU has treated the character has pissed me off. I feel like he had to suffer in the group films, largely because they already had the snark from Ironman so they didn't… Read More

29. I know I've come across a Tanis before!

I would LOVE a room for my calico critters collection to spread out, instead of rotating seasonal displays like I do right now. I'd probably also get into dollhouses and other miniatures if I did that, though so maybe it's a good thing, since I don't have Kardashian-Jenner money!… Read More

I have nightmares that I forgot a newspaper deadline for the college paper I used to write for. I got my graduate degree from that school in 2008, and I haven't worked for the paper there since, or any other paper, but... I also have dreams that I accidentally forgot to attend… Read More