1. A full-on snuggie situation that lets you be simultaneously cozy, mobile, and all-around living your best life — and it comes with a sizable front pocket that can fit many things, including but not limited to a remote, bag of chips, or lil' pupper.
2. Soft AF, water-resistant knit earmuffs to keep your ears warm (duh) and to keep them filled with head-bopping tunes all day long. To all the earmuffs I've worn before this pair, "thank u, next."
3. A satisfying memory foam mattress topper (aka two inches of gel-infused magic) for relieving your poor, tense muscles dealing with the rigidness of your cheap mattress.
4. A plush planet chair that hugs your butt in all the right places — aka, EVERYWHERE. There's no limit to coziness! None! Your doggo or cat can also get in on the action.
5. Some velvet leggings to add some variety to your endless rotation of jeans.
6. A perfectly soft and shaggy microfiber blanket so you can bundle yourself in like a cute lil' cinnamon bun and literally never come out. Real life, what's that?
7. Beary cute fleece slippers for ~seal~ing in the warmth as you shuffle back and forth from your kitchen to couch/bed — the perfect amount of movement (aka minimal) for a perfect day at home.
9. And when you absolutely need to take the cozy party outside, an oversized teddy scarf to make the whole situation a little more bearable.
10. Single-use or reusable steam eye masks that soothe your worn-out peepers after a day of staring at screens — they're basically like an express spa treatment, and each mask stays warm for 10-20 minutes!
11. An electric heated plate for keeping your cup of tea/coffee/mulled wine toasty warm until the very last drop — lukewarm is not our friend.
12. A versatile, breathable, and machine-washable infinity pillow (made out of 55% bamboo!) that makes sleeping under any condition — however uncomfortable and displeasing — an actual joy.
13. A compact light therapy lamp as your first and perhaps strongest defense against winter dreariness and SAD (seasonal affective disorder) — because sometimes you need a lil' outside boost in order to feel it on the inside.
14. A warming Farmacy honey mask that feels like a luxe spa treatment consisting of antioxidants, honey (from bees on Farmacy's own farms!), propolis, royal jelly working hard as can ~bee~ to reveal a more glowing complexion for ya.
15. Wonderful-smelling bath bombs for a true treat after a loooong day grinding away — you'll be so relaxed that you'll forget about the garbage fire that is the outside world.
16. Or calming eucalyptus and lavender epsom salts that leave your entire body feeling as soft as a baby's bottom!
17. A colorblocked poncho to drape yourself in an extra layer whenever you need it — and it also adds a punch of pizzazz to any outfit.
18. For some DIY coziness, a 100% Peruvian wool snood knitting kit for giving you an excuse to brag about your totally natural and not-guided-at-all skills — in addition to feeling snug AF.
19. A delightful NYT crossword puzzle book that totally warrants a no-plans, no-people, pup-nuzzling, and hot-cocoa-by-the-gallons sort of day.
20. Light-as-a-feather, machine-washable, and odor-minimizing Allbirds wool sneakers to keep your stompers comfy all day long, no matter how many times you exceed your daily step record.
21. Fleece-lined jeans you definitely need if your normal jeans just don't cut it when the temps dip extremely low — without adding any noticeable bulk, you can totally feel the difference in warmth.
22. A lush candle that fills your room with the most lovely lavender, lilac, green apple, and amber scents — and it has a name that reflects our innermost desires to decline 👏 those 👏 invites 👏 and spend allll the quality time with yourself.
23. A facial steamer to increase blood circulation and open up those pores like your wellbeing of your skin depends on it — because they need lots of room to breathe, and the steam also helps your other skincare products penetrate deeper and work more effectively.
25. A self-warming hand and cuticle mask to treat your overworked clappers to a much-needed cocoon of hydration and nourishment — and get this, it uses the same insulation technology as space blankets to lock in your natural body heat and allow the coconut-infused formula inside to go deeper into your skin.
26. Chic over-the-knee boots in a soft faux suede finish that skims over your legs like buuuuuttter.
27. A cozy-centric book with 125 unique recipes, crafts, and other homemade ideas that are — drumroll, please — actually feasible for the average person to achieve, aka a coffee table book that's ~way more~ than a compilation of pretty pictures to stare at.
29. A thick cable knit beanie you'll be reaching for every day to avoid the fate of having stinging red ears.
30. A tiny but mighty ceramic heater to keep your space toasty warm while saving some major bucks on heating bills — this is what we call a win-win.
When in doubt, hug and cuddle it out!
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