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We Need To Talk About Snoke

I'm calling bantha fodder on all your damn Snoke theories.

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If you're like most people, you've seen Star Wars: The Force Awakens once, twice, maybe 30 times. But no matter how many times you've seen it, one question still remains: WTF is up with Supreme Leader Snoke?

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"Snoke" is a HORRIBLE name.

Like, seriously? SNOKE? Everyone at Disney sat around, brainstormed, and the best they could come up with was Snoke?

Besides his big dumb name and big dumb CGI face, there's little we actually know about Snoke.

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We know he's big. We know he's not Sith, and that he's an original character.

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But those facts haven't stopped these fans from coming up with insane Snoke theories.

@SnokeTheExtreme I did it. #starwars #snoke i also ran out of pencil. I couldnt stop laughing but alas i am proud.

Snoke is Darth Vader.

Is Snoke Jar Jar Binks?

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Sorry but this theory is as legitimate as your Darth Plagueis theory.

Snooki as the Wizard of Starkiller:

Possible HannibalStar Wars crossover?

Maybe Snoke is just a Dark Lord impersonator, trying to get in with the cool dark side kids?

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Zordon Zorpon Sorpon Sornop Sonope Snope SNOKE

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His name might be closer to Snape, but his face is busted like Voldemort's.

Snope = Gollum? They are both Andy Serkis so via the transitive property this is definitely true.

Sorry J.J., we figured it out.

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SNOKE. SNOKE. SNOKE. SNOKE.

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