It's 5 p.m. Fox is on. You and your best politibros are gathered around the TV. Beers are ready. Wings are ready. Guac's ready.
It's time to:
Take a shot for every time Bobby Jindal says:
“They’re trying to turn the American dream into the European nightmare."
Take sip out of a twirly straw every time Carly Fiorina refers to herself as a:
When Rick Santorum says, "Ronald Reagan," swish around some vodka and spit it out.
Have a pickleback if you see Rick Perry doing any of the following:
Wow! Time really flew. It's 9 p.m. Refill your drinks, because now it's time to:
The Main Rules:
If Donald Trump uses the word "great" twice in a sentence, take a shot of good ole American Whiskey:
If Ted Cruz corrects "Washington lobbyists" to "Washington cartel," eat a gummy bear soaked in vodka.
Every time "flat tax" is mentioned, drink your beer at a steady rate until the candidate finishes his turn.
Chug a bottle of water every time Jeb has to talk about his brother:
Every time candidates interrupt each other, pass your drink to the person to the left.
When it's over, remember to pour one out for America!
Enjoy!
