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    IDK Why You Are Watching The Republican Debate But You Are So Here's A Drinking Game

    Sober up, America.

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    Seventeen conservatives vie for the one true Republican candidacy. Who will win? Who will lose? Only one thing is for sure: Primary season is coming. Actually winter first, and then primary season, but you get it you get it.

    It's 5 p.m. Fox is on. You and your best politibros are gathered around the TV. Beers are ready. Wings are ready. Guac's ready.

    It's time to:

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    Now don't drink too much! There's still another debate at 9.

    Take a shot for every time Bobby Jindal says:

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    “They’re trying to turn the American dream into the European nightmare."

    Take sip out of a twirly straw every time Carly Fiorina refers to herself as a:

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    When Rick Santorum says, "Ronald Reagan," swish around some vodka and spit it out.

    Have a pickleback if you see Rick Perry doing any of the following:

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    Wow! Time really flew. It's 9 p.m. Refill your drinks, because now it's time to:

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    Get ready to enjoy the smooth stylings of Jeb Bush, Ben Carson, Chris Christie, Ted Cruz, Mike Huckabee, John Kasich, Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, Donald Trump and Scott Walker.

    The Main Rules:

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    If Donald Trump uses the word "great" twice in a sentence, take a shot of good ole American Whiskey:

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    If Ted Cruz corrects "Washington lobbyists" to "Washington cartel," eat a gummy bear soaked in vodka.

    Every time "flat tax" is mentioned, drink your beer at a steady rate until the candidate finishes his turn.

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    Chug a bottle of water every time Jeb has to talk about his brother:

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    Every time candidates interrupt each other, pass your drink to the person to the left.

    When it's over, remember to pour one out for America!

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    Enjoy!

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