Dan Savage's preeminent porn film festival, HUMP!, is currently accepting submissions. So we asked Dan one simple question: If each of the GOP presidential candidates submitted to HUMP!, what type of porn would they submit?
Donald Trump would submit forced haircut BDSM porn:
Rick Perry would offer up some kinky cadet-play porn:
Carly Fiorina would engage in botox porn:
Lindsey Graham would film himself peeing:
Rick Santorum would film a porn dirtier and more twisted than any other: