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We Ranked Canadian Snacks And The Internet Went Fucking Insane

"Fuckin eh it's bout to go downnnn."

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Canadians are full of pride. We all know that. But they're also usually full of snacks! So we decided to do an unofficial (yet still incredibly official) ranking of Canadian snacks.

But we didn't anticipate the rage, confusion, disappointment, and sheer terror that came of it.

So take a deep breath and take a gander at...

BuzzFeed Canada

And to put it elegantly, the SHIT. HIT. THE. FAN.

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And after the initial shock wore off, people sent us EVERYTHING WE MISSED.

Someone even tweeted us an edited chart with their opinions in RED. (Which is a little harsh if you ask me. That’s a threatening colour.)

It caused so much uproar that we decided to reach out to Prime Minister Justin Trudeau ​to get the final and official ranking, and we will update this post if we hear back.

But in the meantime...

We apologize. We apologize for tearing the country apart, for ending relationships, and for hurting your ~feelings~.

And as part of our official apology, we would like to present the REVISED unofficial (yet incredibly official) ranking of Canadian snacks:

BuzzFeed Canada
  1. What’s, officially, the best and GODLIEST snack Canada has ever offered?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    PC Decadent Cookies
    PC Decadent Cookies
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Coffee Crisp
    Coffee Crisp
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Ketchup Chips
    Ketchup Chips
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Wunderbar
    Wunderbar
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Crispy Crunch
    Crispy Crunch
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Mr. Big
    Mr. Big
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Hawkins Cheezies
    Hawkins Cheezies
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Jos Louis
    Jos Louis
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Crispers
    Crispers
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Maple Cookies
    Maple Cookies
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Hickory Sticks
    Hickory Sticks
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Smarties
    Smarties
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Wagon Wheels
    Wagon Wheels
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Kinder Surprise Eggs
    Kinder Surprise Eggs
    Correct
    Incorrect
    All Dressed Chips
    All Dressed Chips
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Swedish Berries
    Swedish Berries
    Correct
    Incorrect
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    Correct
    Incorrect
    *flips table*
    *flips table*
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What’s, officially, the best and GODLIEST snack Canada has ever offered?
  1. PC Decadent Cookies
     
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    PC Decadent Cookies
  2. Coffee Crisp
     
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    Coffee Crisp
  3. Ketchup Chips
     
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    Ketchup Chips
  4. Wunderbar
     
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    Wunderbar
  5. Crispy Crunch
     
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    Crispy Crunch
  6. Mr. Big
     
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    Mr. Big
  7. Hawkins Cheezies
     
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    Hawkins Cheezies
  8. Jos Louis
     
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    Jos Louis
  9. Crispers
     
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    Crispers
  10. Maple Cookies
     
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    Maple Cookies
  11. Hickory Sticks
     
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    Hickory Sticks
  12. Smarties
     
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    Smarties
  13. Wagon Wheels
     
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    Wagon Wheels
  14. Kinder Surprise Eggs
     
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    Kinder Surprise Eggs
  15. All Dressed Chips
     
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    All Dressed Chips
  16. Swedish Berries
     
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    Swedish Berries
  17. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
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    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  18. *flips table*
     
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    *flips table*
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