We Ranked Canadian Snacks And The Internet Went Fucking Insane

    "Fuckin eh it's bout to go downnnn."

    Canadians are full of pride. We all know that. But they're also usually full of snacks! So we decided to do an unofficial (yet still incredibly official) ranking of Canadian snacks.

    But we didn't anticipate the rage, confusion, disappointment, and sheer terror that came of it.

    So take a deep breath and take a gander at...

    And to put it elegantly, the SHIT. HIT. THE. FAN.

    And after the initial shock wore off, people sent us EVERYTHING WE MISSED.

    Someone even tweeted us an edited chart with their opinions in RED. (Which is a little harsh if you ask me. That’s a threatening colour.)

    It caused so much uproar that we decided to reach out to Prime Minister Justin Trudeau ​to get the final and official ranking, and we will update this post if we hear back.

    But in the meantime...

    We apologize. We apologize for tearing the country apart, for ending relationships, and for hurting your ~feelings~.

    And as part of our official apology, we would like to present the REVISED unofficial (yet incredibly official) ranking of Canadian snacks: