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If You’ve Done 33/50 Of These Things, Then You’re A Real Lazy Girl

*throws pillow at light switch*

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    Sat on your bed wrapped in a towel for an eternity.
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    Tossed all your ~potential~ outfits onto the ground.
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    Then ended up wearing basically the same thing you wore the day before.
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    Set five alarms to get you up in the morning, only to lie there for another 20 minutes.
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    Watched Netflix or YouTube by balancing your laptop on your boobs.
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    Brought a pair of sweatpants to change into when you get to your friend’s house.
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    Needed to pee for a solid 30 minutes before finally getting out of bed.
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    Unbuttoned the fewest buttons possible to squeeze your head through a shirt.
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    Did your makeup by only using one product.
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    ...and it’s probably eyeliner.
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    Only put on mascara for really fancy occasions.
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    Mastered the art of taking off your underwear by kicking it up…
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    …and catching it with your other hand.
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    Wore a baggy hoodie or sweater to hide the fact that you weren't wearing a bra in public.
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    Wore a hat or beanie instead of actually washing your hair.
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    Gave up on blow-drying your hair about three years ago.
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    Couldn’t find your headphones so you just balanced your phone on the side of your face.
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    Didn’t buy a pair of jeans because they had too many buttons or zippers.
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    Didn’t buy a pair of shoes because they required you to bend over to put them on.
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    Before getting settled in bed, made sure everything you needed was within arm’s reach.
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    And strategically placed your bed beside the windowsill so you could keep everything on it.
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    “Cleaned” your room by piling clothes up on THAT CHAIR in your room.
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    Kicked off your shoes instead of untying them.
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    Wore leggings instead of shaving your legs.
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    Or only shaved the parts that would be visible with your outfit that day.
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    Waited until the last second to put on a bra before heading out the door.
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    Texted someone in the same house or room as you instead of getting up to talk to them.
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    Felt a real sense of accomplishment for wearing matching socks.
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    Your idea of accessorizing is wearing the same piece of jewelry every day.
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    Wore the same outfit twice because no one saw you the first time.
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    Lurked your favorite fitness Instagram accounts while wrapped in a blanket on your couch.
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    Took off your bra without taking off your shirt first.
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    Can't remember the last time you washed your jeans.
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    Decided that your chipped nail polish was a fashion statement.
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    And that your smudged mascara was really just a smoky eye.
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    Kept underwear that had holes in it because they were just too comfy to throw away.
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    Looked up “lazy girl beauty hacks” online but were too lazy to actually try any of them.
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    Asked someone in another room to come in just to pass you something.
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    Only went shopping because you needed to buy one specific item.
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    Because shopping for leisure makes absolutely no sense to you.
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    Destroyed a pillowcase by sleeping in your makeup.
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    Gradually transferred everything from your kitchen to your bedroom over the weekend.
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    Hauled way too much stuff up the stairs because making two trips is not an option.
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    Used cramps as an excuse to cancel plans.
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    Used greasy hair as an excuse to cancel plans.
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    Used not having any clean clothes as an excuse to cancel plans.
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    Picked up something off the ground only using your feet or toes.
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    Attempted to turn off a light switch by throwing a pillow at it.
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    And missed, so you just slept with the lights on.
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    And finally, told yourself that you’re not lazy, you’re efficient.
 
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