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How People Celebrate Canada Day, According To Stock Photos

Happy Canada Day!

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1. Grab some flags and wave them around!

"Young woman celebrating Canada's Day"
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"Young woman celebrating Canada's Day"

2. Get some temporary tattoos and show your Canadian pride!

"Happy teen girl celebrating Canada day"
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"Happy teen girl celebrating Canada day"

3. As your crush walks by, strike a non-threatening pose with your flag.

"Sexy young Canadian woman with Canada flag"
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"Sexy young Canadian woman with Canada flag"

4. You spot her across the park in her bikini top and hat, just like yours. A duel.

"Sexy girl with a Canada flag"
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"Sexy girl with a Canada flag"

5. Hold but do not open your beer. Attach stickers to your cheeks to keep the smile wide! Forever!

"Young woman celebrating Canada Day with beer"
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"Young woman celebrating Canada Day with beer"

6. Put on a suit and daintily clutch a Canada flag, grimace as you remember how fleeting your tiny life is.

"Businessman holding a Canadian flag"
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"Businessman holding a Canadian flag"

7. Break through Earth's gravity as a pair of Canada flags pull you towards the heavens. "I am free."

"Happy Canada Day"
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"Happy Canada Day"

8. Place a flag behind your ear and a sweater upon your shoulder. Listen as they tell you their secrets.

"Canada Day"
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"Canada Day"

9. Relax in a patriotic chair and await the tide's sweet embrace.

"Relaxing by the lake"
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"Relaxing by the lake"

10. Wait in the shadows, but be patient. Your thirst will soon be sated.

"Canadian flag face"
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"Canadian flag face"

11. Answer your door to find your neighbour, Maureen, who never says "hello" back when you bump into each other on the sidewalk. She holds up a Canada Flag sticker, wordlessly. "Thanks Maureen," you say.

"Senior woman holding canada day flag sticker focus on face."
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"Senior woman holding canada day flag sticker focus on face."

12. Hold a flag and scream as loud as you can. Louder, ever louder. They can't hear you. You don't have a mouth anymore.

"Stick man Canada Flag"
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"Stick man Canada Flag"

13. Take you-know-who out on a bike ride — "It's such a nice day," you tell them. You take them away from the hum of traffic, away from the city lights and watchful eyes. Soon even the birds have gone silent. You turn, flag in hand, pointy end concealed.

"Canada Day"
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"Canada Day"

14. Hold your head high, your arms outstretched, the mighty flag fluttering behind you as the cleansing winds roar toward you. Destruction is their promise, salvation is your reward.

"Proud Canadian man"
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"Proud Canadian man"