2.Get some temporary tattoos and show your Canadian pride!
3.As your crush walks by, strike a non-threatening pose with your flag.
4.You spot her across the park in her bikini top and hat, just like yours. A duel.
5.Hold but do not open your beer. Attach stickers to your cheeks to keep the smile wide! Forever!
6.Put on a suit and daintily clutch a Canada flag, grimace as you remember how fleeting your tiny life is.
7.Break through Earth's gravity as a pair of Canada flags pull you towards the heavens. "I am free."
8.Place a flag behind your ear and a sweater upon your shoulder. Listen as they tell you their secrets.
9.Relax in a patriotic chair and await the tide's sweet embrace.
10.Wait in the shadows, but be patient. Your thirst will soon be sated.
11.Answer your door to find your neighbour, Maureen, who never says "hello" back when you bump into each other on the sidewalk. She holds up a Canada Flag sticker, wordlessly. "Thanks Maureen," you say.
12.Hold a flag and scream as loud as you can. Louder, ever louder. They can't hear you. You don't have a mouth anymore.
13.Take you-know-who out on a bike ride — "It's such a nice day," you tell them. You take them away from the hum of traffic, away from the city lights and watchful eyes. Soon even the birds have gone silent. You turn, flag in hand, pointy end concealed.
14.Hold your head high, your arms outstretched, the mighty flag fluttering behind you as the cleansing winds roar toward you. Destruction is their promise, salvation is your reward.