back to top

Are You Actually Married To Your Best Friend?

*swaps friendship bracelets for wedding rings*

Posted on
  1. BuzzFeed / NBC
    Middle name.
    Phone number (by heart).
    Mother’s maiden name.
    Shoe size.
    Zodiac sign.
    Phone password.
    Favorite food.
    Least favorite food.
    The kind of foods that make them gassy.
    The time of day they were born.
    The time they went to bed last night.
    The time they woke up this morning.
    The time of day they usually shower.
    The first person they ever kissed.
    Most-used emoji.
    The name of every pet they’ve ever had.
    The location where they hide an extra house key.
    The name of their dentist.
    The name of their favorite stuffed animal.
    Allergies.
    Sleeping position.
    The date of their parents' birthdays.
    What they ate for lunch today.
    ATM PIN.
    Their favorite color.
    Their second favorite color.
    What their farts usually sound like.
    What their farts usually smell like.
    The photo that’s currently their phone wallpaper.
    The name of their aunt’s cat.
    Go-to coffee order.
    Go-to alcoholic drink order.
    Go-to late-night snack.
    The date of their half-birthday.
    The brand of deodorant they use.
    The brand of toothpaste they use.
    The brand of shampoo they use.
    The brand of tampons or condoms they use.
    How much money is in their bank account.
    How many days they’ll go without washing their underwear.
    Which instrument they always wished they learned how to play.
    Bra size.
    The name of the Netflix show they’re currently watching.
    Information about medical conditions that run in their family.
    The movie that always makes them cry.
    The movie that always makes them laugh.
    The name they have picked out for their future kid.
    The exact location they’re at RIGHT THIS SECOND.
    What they look like naked.
    And finally, the last time they pooped. And what it was like.

Are You Actually Married To Your Best Friend?

The wedding is off! Maybe you guys only recently became close, or you both really value personal space. But don’t fret! Just because you’re not married doesn’t mean you have to break up. Cherish your normal, not-too-comfortable friendship while it lasts!

You guys are real BFFs, but you’re not marriage material! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
NBC
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app

You know tons about your BFF, but you might be missing some necessary family information. C’mon! You’ve got to know your Aunt Brenda from your Aunt Linda to walk down the aisle. But that doesn’t mean you can’t be ~married~ one day. Keep clipping your toenails in front of each other and asking them detailed hypotheticals about their future. You’ll be married soon enough! And we’re expecting an invite in the mail.

You’re super close but not married! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
Paramount Pictures
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app

BREAKING NEWS: You and your BFF are straight-up MARRIED to each other. You know every single detail about their life, no matter how small or gross. And that’s seriously such an accomplishment. You’re a scholar when it comes to not only them, but their family…and their extended family. You might not be legally married (yet!), but you’re pretty close to it. It’s obvious that you’ve found your soulmate, and that’s pretty rad. Cheers to the happy couple! *clink*

You’re basically married! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
Paramount Pictures
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app

Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

Dismiss