The Hardest Game Of "Would You Rather" For Long Islanders

Have to sit squished in the middle of a three-seater every time you ride the LIRR?

Always have a seat to yourself but also experience delays every time?

Eat Long Island pizza for the rest of your life but never have another bagel?

Eat Long Island bagels for the rest of your life but never have another slice of pizza?

Have floor seats at every single Jones Beach concert but get rained on every time?

Have "nosebleed seats" for your favorite artist once and never go to another concert again?

Hate your job but never be stuck in rush hour traffic again?

Love your job but be stuck in horrible (like summer Fridays in the Hamptons) traffic every morning and afternoon?

Get stuck on every single ride at Adventureland?

Only be able to ride the Cliff Diver whenever you go to Splish Splash?

Never be able to step foot into a Long Island mall again?

Only be able to shop at Tanger Outlets in the cold winter months?

Have to take the ferry to Fire Island every time you decided to go to the beach?

Or have to make the trek to the Jersey Shore every time you decided to go to the beach?

Go to Marvel after a day in Long Beach/Lido Beach?

Go to Diner By The Sea for a milkshake after a day in Long Beach/Lido Beach?

Have everyone you ever meet make fun of your "lawn guy land" accent forever?

Have to put mustard on your burgers and dip your pizza in ranch dressing forever?

Keep living on Long Island?

Live in Westchester or New Jersey?