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You Need To See This Awkward Video Of Ted Cruz Holding Hands With Carly Fiorina

Nightmares for days.

Last week Republican presidential candidate/possible Zodiac Killer Ted Cruz announced Carly Fiorina as his running mate at an Indianapolis rally and WAIT A SECOND WHAT JUST HAPPENED WITH THEIR HANDS:

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That attempted hand-holding between the two...it's just not natural! Let's take a closer look at the tape, shall we?

Oh my god MY EYES! Look away, LOOK AWAY!


One more time in GIF form/for your nightmares:

Sweet dreams, everyone!