Iron Man / Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.)
Preferred method of ass-kicking: His iPhone armor.
Black Widow / Natasha Romanoff (Scarlett Johansson)
Preferred method of ass-kicking: Martial arts — she's too badass to need super powers.
Thor (Chris Hemsworth)
Preferred method of ass-kicking: Wielding a hammer you certainly cannot pick up at the Home Depot.
Hawkeye / Clint Barton (Jeremy Renner)
Preferred method of ass-kicking: Deadly aim.
Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson)
Preferred method of ass-kicking: Using the Avengers.
Loki (Tom Hiddleston)
Preferred method of ass-kicking: A killer vocabulary.
The Vision (Paul Bettany)
Preferred method of ass-kicking: Um, he's the Vision... 'nuff said.
Scarlet Witch / Wanda Maximoff (Elizabeth Olsen)
Preferred method of ass-kicking: All that weird psychic shit she does.
Black Panther / T'Challa (Chadwick Boseman)
Preferred method of ass-kicking: Badass manicure.
Ant-Man / Scott Lang (Paul Rudd)
Preferred method of ass-kicking: Proving size doesn't matter.
Spider-Man / Peter Parker (Tom Holland)
Preferred method of ass-kicking: Shooting super glue from his wrists.
Falcon / Sam Wilson (Anthony Mackie)
Preferred method of ass-kicking: Um, his name is Falcon. He flies, you guys.
The Winter Soldier / Bucky Barnes (Sebastian Stan)
Preferred method of ass-kicking: DAT SILVER ARM DOE!