One time I went on a date with a guy. We both got pretty drunk and I took him back to mine. My flatmates were in and witnessed me explaining glee I was going to ‘get some’ and went to get my bedroom ready. This guy comes out toilet, goes into the kitchen, doesn’t realise my flatmates…Â
Once I was on the platform at Tottenham Court Road, and there was a man next to me in sports gear jogging on the spot. He jogged onto the train, jogged in the middle of the carriage, and jogged off at the next station. Now, I'm no regular jogger.... But I'm pretty sure that's cheating.…Â
One time I was on a plane the air cabin crew member doing the safety announcements was going through her routine when she slipped into her speech that the overhead light was 'to help you ogle the passengers next to you' and the whistle on your life jacket was for 'attracting the attention...…Â
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