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What Every Mom Is Probably Saying During The Grammys Right Now

MOMS, AM I RIGHT?

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I'm so excited for the Grammys! Everyone is so proud of their outfits and music, and it's just a good time.

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It is honestly surprising that AC/DC is still as rockin' as I remember. Also, who DOESN'T love LL Cool J? Doesn't his name stand for "Ladies Love Cool J"? It's TRUE. He's adorable. He's an equally amazing crime solver, too.

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That Sam Smith is so sweet. I cry every time I hear that song on the radio! It makes driving an adventure.

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If I was a young girl, I'd totally want Ariana's hair. It's like a perfect princess ponytail, and it's lovely. Good for her stylists!

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That song really DOES make me happy.

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I could pull off those sparkly cowboy boots, right? I totally could.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE PENTATONIX IS ON STAGE WITH BARRY GIBB RIGHT NOW. I VOTED FOR THEM, AND I'VE LOVED HIM FOR YEARS!!

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Is Kanye happy? I hope so.

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How have I known all of the performers so far? Normally these things confuse me, but I remember nearly all of them from when I was younger!

WHAT A HAPPY COUPLE!

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What ever happened to all those divorce rumors? I guess the sheer force of their love overcame them? Good.

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Ed Sheeran AND John Mayer???? Oh jeez, yes please!

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I never know quite how to feel about Adam Levine. Where do we fall on him?

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Who's going to tell Hozier to get a haircut? Does he have an email address, because I don't mind reaching out. It just seems like no one's TOLD him about it. And no, I have not had enough wine yet, thank you for asking, Cheryl.

He looks like a bellhop, but dang, he sure is makin' me hop with this song!

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Cheryl took away the wine, so now these Grammys are more like GRANNYs am I RIGHT, Cheryl???

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I guess I'll go to bed. Wake me up if Beyoncé announces another baby.