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    34 Cleaning Products We Think You Should Buy Because We Don’t Want To Let You Live In Filth

    We're basically your parents.

    1. A mold and mildew removal gel for making your bathroom surfaces look brand new. Mold and mildew are bound to happen, there's no need to fret or call a professional to treat it!

    2. Water bottle cleaning tablets to get your beloved drinking vessel back to the condition it was in when you first fell in love with it at the store. Not to mention, you should only ever consume water from a CLEAN bottle.

    3. A FlexiSnake so you can unclog your hair-filled drain by simply ~snaking~ this tool down there, letting it grab the hair, pulling it back up, and deciding whether you should marvel at its abilities or gag.

    4. Or a TubShroom that'll collect your hair while in the shower/bath, so it doesn't go down the drain and clog in the first place.

    5. A jewelry cleaning pen so you don't have to spend time and energy changing out of your pajamas just to go pay someone else to shine your beloved treasures.

    6. A wood polish and conditioner to help restore your wooden furniture back to factory condition. Did you just get your entire house re-done by an HGTV crew, or are you just super good at picking out cleaning products?

    7. A six-pack of dishwasher cleaning tablets so the machine you rely on to clean the things you use to eat isn't gunking them up even more.

    8. And on that same note, you may also wanna get a six-pack of washing machine cleaning tablets, because my guess is when you're doing laundry, you want your dirty clothes not coming out dirtier and smelling funky. Fair assumption?

    9. A pet hair removal broom and squeegee that'll help you get rid of the furry mess your pet leaves behind. It might not be visible to the naked eye, but you just KNOW it's living in your carpet... and TBH... it's quite gross.

    10. A hard-water stain remover for cleaning those stubborn messes and restoring your surfaces to brand new condition.

    11. A garbage disposal foaming cleaner to tackle built-up grime and those nasty smells you gag at every time you're near your kitchen sink. It's truly so... disgusting.

    12. A makeup brush cleansing shampoo for cleaning those things you use to apply cosmetics to your precious FACE. Because makeup build-up is yucky, and we don't want you to have go out and spend your last paycheck on new brushes and sponges!

    13. A 20-pack of lifting pads you can just press down into rug stains — ya know, things from pets, spilled drinks, blood, dirt, and more — keep it there for up to 24 hours, and say adios stains!

    14. A can of oven cleaner spray for ensuring the appliance you use to cook the food you consume is, uh, clean and not greasy and grimy.

    15. A grout pen that'll have your floors shining like the top of the Chrysler building in no time at all. Did you hire a fancy schmancy service to clean your tiles? Nope, you used a PEN to cover it all up.

    16. A spice rack drawer organizer to make looking for your favorite seasonings super easy, and preventing messy clutter.

    17. A red wine stain remover you should buy immediately if the only thing you're better at than downing an entire bottle of your favorite vino at the end of the day is managing to spill it.

    18. A carpet spot removal spray to target annoying stains. Messes are bound to happen. Whether it's from a child, pet, friend, or you, this stuff is gonna help you stop spending hours deciding who to blame the spill on this time.

    19. A fabric defuzzer for those who feel like they pick little fuzzies off their belongings so often that it's practically become a whole hobby, and they're SICK of it.

    20. A shoe cleaning kit, because let's be real, all shoes eventually become disgusting. I mean you're walking on the ground outside. Add in elements like weather, dirt, germs, animal waste (gross, but true). I mean, yeah, I hope you get it.

    21. A hard water boosting powder to give your kitchenware a tougher clean than just detergent alone will give. Plus, it leaves behind a fresh lemon scent, and personally, I'm a sucker for anything lemon-scented.

    22. A toilet wand that'll prove wands of all sorts, even ones for cleaning toilets, are truly magical objects. Refer to disgusting photos below for evidence.

    23. A cooktop cleaning kit because look: you're using the thing to make your meals, so naturally it's going to get dirty. Sometimes things fall out of the pot, sometimes things splatter from the pan, and sometimes burns happen because you're too busy dancing to the Jonas Brothers and forgot about your pasta... not speaking from personal experience or anything!

    24. A rust stain remover spray you can basically think of as fairy pixie dust in a bottle. I mean, just look at the photo below. Point proven. Case closed. Onto the next one.

    25. A pet hair eraser vacuum for taking care of what is the only slightly negative thing about having a furry animal in your house — the HAIR. Everything else is great tho, we stan pets, go adopt a pet.

    26. An eight-count of Magic Erasers that'll make cleaning the bathtub as fast and easy as it is to get home at the end of a long day, and ditch responsibilities or a social life in favor of a bubble bath and a full bottle of wine, maybe two. Not that I'm speaking from personal experience or anything.

    27. A two-pack of Bar Keepers Friend multi-purpose cleaner to get your kitchen and cookware (see superb exhibit below), looking shinier than Chip Skylark's teeth.

    28. A screen cleaning kit because things like fingerprints and dust can make our precious laptops and iPhones look foggy and gross. This will turn back time to when you first pulled it out of the box looking shiny and new.

    29. A natural stain remover to keep you and your family's life clean as can be with a product you can feel good about anyone using, and not worry about the kiddos accidentally getting a hold of.

    30. A pet hair roller because everything about our little fluffy friends is absolutely perfect except for the fact that their fur and hair gets on everything we own. But we still love them, right?

    31. A watermark remover cloth that'll get rid of those annoying ringlet stains on your furniture — you warned your family and guests to use a coaster but, of course, they didn't listen!

    32. A carpet cleaning solution for those whose home deserves a million dollar-looking floor, but their bank account is begging them not to call Stanley Steemer.

    33. A soap scum and grime removal spray that'll target areas like your sinks, showers, and tubs and make them look as if the appliance delivery person just dropped them off.

    34. A pumice cleaning stone so you can scratch away at those — TBH, pretty repulsive — toilet stains without leaving horrid scratch marks in the bowl.

    Make your life even tidier. Check out the best all-natural cleaning products for your home, the best bathroom cleaning products, organization products perfect for neat freaks, and, of course, our ultimate guide to cleaning every single room in your house.

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