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1.A two-pack of liquid ant baits for catching those tiny little peskers — because nothing can make one's skin crawl more than seeing teensy black dot crawling around your home.
2.A pumice cleaning stone that'll scratch away at those — TBH, pretty repulsive — toilet stains without leaving horrid scratch marks in the bowl.
4.A jetted bathtub cleaner — just fill up your luxurious bath, add a quarter of the bottle, watch it work its magic by removing gross residue, and drain the tub to find it sparkly and clean.
5.A two-pack of wart-removal gel to treat plantar warts faster than you can say, "how do I treat my plantar wart?"
6.A carpet cleaning solution for those whose home deserves a million dollar-looking floor, but their bank account is begging them not to call Stanley Steemer.
7.A high-pressure steam cleaner that'll target residue on hard surfaces without needing chemicals or dangerous fumes. Just good ole' water. OR if you're feeling really ~fancy,~ try using distilled water.
8.Baby Foot for exfoliating those feetsies that are sometimes prone to cracking and peeling. If you don't already have a foot fetish, you might have one after using this stuff... KIDDING, maybe.
9.A pet hair eraser vacuum to help take care of what is the only slightly negative thing about having a furry animal in your house — the HAIR. Everything else is great tho, we stan pets, go adopt a pet.
10.A FlexiSnake so you can unclog your hair-filled drain by simply ~snaking~ this tool down there, letting it grab the hair, pulling it back up, and deciding whether you should marvel at its abilities or gag.
11.Or a TubShroom that'll collect your hair while in the shower/bath, so it doesn't go down the drain and clog in the first place.
12.Water bottle cleaning tablets for getting your beloved drinking vessel back to the condition it was in when you first fell in love with it at the store. Not to mention the fact that you should only ever consume water from a CLEAN bottle.
13.A soap scum and grime removal spray that'll target areas like your sinks, showers, and tubs and make them look as if the appliance delivery person just dropped them off.
15.A carpet spot removal spray for targeting annoying stains. Messes are bound to happen — whether they're from a child, pet, friend, or you – and this stuff is gonna help you stop spending hours deciding who to blame the spill on this time.
16.A rust stain remover spray you can basically think of as fairy pixie dust in a bottle. I mean, just look at the photo below. Point proven. Case closed. Onto the next one.
17.A pet ear cleaner for a painless and easy way to treat your fluffer's dirty ears so they 1) don't suffer from infections down the line, and 2) so they can REALLY hear all the compliments you want to tell them.
18.A toilet wand that'll prove wands of all sorts, even ones for cleaning toilets, are truly magical objects. Refer to disgusting photos below for evidence.
19.A peeling liquid mask that one reviewer (see below), recommends using with a pair of socks on to help lock-in the solution so it can really work its magic.
20.A tongue scraper so you can not only help reduce the bad breath tied with having gunk on your tongue, but also to ensure your selfie game is yuck-free, and really, which is more important? (OK fine, it's the bad breath.)
21.A foot filer that'll leave your feet feeling even smoother than your pedicurist can make them feel — minus the tickle attack from the pumice stone.
23.A foot filer to leave your feet feeling even smoother than your pedicurist could make them feel — minus the tickle attack from the pumice stone.
24.Debrox earwax removal drops that may not technically give you "before and after" photos — unless you can finagle a camera into your ears — but honey, oh HONEY, look at the wax in the photo below. All of THAT. That'll make you sigh with relief FOR SURE.
25.And a vent cleaning system — again technically not before and after — but it will help remove lint from dryers, vacuums, AC vents and more. You and I both know your poor appliances just won't function the same when they're clogged up with yuckiness.