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1. A tongue scraper so you can not only help reduce the bad breath tied with having gunk on your tongue, but also to ensure your selfie game is yuck-free, and really, which is more important? (OK fine, it's the bad breath.)
2. Water bottle cleaning tablets for getting your beloved drinking vessel back to the condition it was in when you first fell in love with it at the store. Not to mention, you should only ever consume water from a CLEAN bottle.
3. A toilet wand that'll prove wands of all sorts, even ones for cleaning toilets, are truly magical objects. Refer to disgusting photos below for evidence.
4. A jewelry cleaning pen so you don't have to spend time and energy changing out of your pajamas just to go pay someone else to shine your beloved treasures.
5. A sunburn lotion to help soothe and reduce the not-so-fun things that happen after you spend a day out in the sun, like itchiness and peeling.
6. A foot filer that'll leave your feet feeling even smoother than your pedicurist can make them feel — minus the tickle attack from the pumice stone.
7. A makeup brush cleansing shampoo to clean those things you use to apply cosmetics to your precious FACE. Because makeup build-up is yucky, and we don't want you to have go out and spend your last paycheck on new brushes and sponges!
8. A FlexiSnake so you can unclog your hair-filled drain by simply ~snaking~ this tool down there, letting it grab the hair, pulling it back up, and deciding whether you should be marveled at its abilities or gag.
9. A cuticle care solution to make your nails look so healthy, even your manicurist will be jealous.
10. A two-pack of Bar Keepers Friend multi-purpose cleaner that'll get your kitchen, bathroom, and even cookware (see superb exhibit below), looking shinier than Chip Skylark's teeth.
11. A cable protector to save your ripped-up cords, because those things are expensive.
12. A bottle of Goo Gone adhesive remover for making sticky things get... unstuck. I can personally attest to how amazing this stuff is. I once got gum stick on my jacket (GROSS, I KNOW), but this stuff removed it so effortlessly, I was like "what gum?"
13. Two pairs of boot shapers to keep your boots standing up straight, because when the tall ones do that thing where they wilt away, ugh, there's just something SO frustrating about it. Like, stand up, fix your posture, PLEASE.
14. A watermark remover cloth that'll get rid of those annoying ringlet stains on your furniture — you warned your family and guests to use a coaster but, of course, they didn't listen!
15. Clip-on hair bangs to test out your dream hairstyle, without having to actually commit.
16. A can of oven cleaner spray for ensuring the appliance you use to cook the food you consume is, uh, clean and not greasy and grimy.
17. A red wine stain remover to buy immediately if the only thing you're better at than downing an entire bottle of your favorite vino at the end of the day is managing to spill it.
18. A pumice cleaning stone that'll scratch away at those — TBH, pretty repulsive — toilet stains without leaving horrid scratch marks in the bowl.
19. A beard shaping tool to get your facial hair looking so sharp and clean, JVN is gonna ask if you'll be his assistant on Queer Eye.
20. An eight-count of Magic Erasers that'll make cleaning the bathtub as fast and easy as it is to get home at the end of a long day, and ditch responsibilities or a social life in favor of a bubble bath and a full bottle of wine, maybe two. Not that I'm speaking from personal experience or anything.
21. A pack of silver wipes to get your metal possessions looking brand freaking new with just a quick wipe. It really is that easy.
22. A 10-pack of boot wipes so you can simply clean dirt and salt stains from your shoes. No need to fret if you look down and your fave boots are dirty, take a breather!
23. A rust stain remover spray you can basically think of as fairy pixie dust in a bottle. I mean, just look at the photo below. Point proven. Case closed. Onto the next one.
24. A cap cage so you can clean your hat in the dishwasher, and voila — it looks just the way it did when you first bought it!
25. A hard water boosting powder that'll work extra hard to prevent build-up in your dishwasher.
26. O'Keefe's Working Hands Cream for making dry, cracked hands feel as if they were just treated to a five-star spa treatment, without having to change out of your pajamas and leave the house.
27. A grout pen that'll have your floors shining like the top of the Chrysler building in no time at all. Did you hire a fancy schmancy service to clean your tiles? Nope, you used a PEN to cover it all up.
28. A wood polish and conditioner to bring your beloved wooden furniture back to factory condition. Did you just get your entire house re-done by an HGTV crew, or are you just super good at picking out cleaning products?
29. Debrox earwax removal drops that may not technically give you "before and after" photos — unless you can finagle a camera into your ears — but honey, oh HONEY, look at the wax in the photo below. All of THAT. That'll make you sigh with relief FOR SURE.
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