I'm a high school teacher. I was on my period, and sat on the table I had in the front of the room. After talking for a few minutes I slid off the table and circulated the room checking on student work. When I got back to the front I saw that the table had a giant red smear extending…Â
This "miracle" was due to the pure kindness of the woman who was in charge of venues and catering at my alma mater. We got married in the chapel on campus and, due to a double booking at the nearby reception hall, had to beg last minute to hold our reception for 250 people on campus…Â
Rolled around drunk on the floor of the limo, opened the box of cake we were supposed to save for our anniversary, ate it with our hands, got to the hotel, vaguely recall my parents helping us out of the formal wear, passed out.
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