It was gonna be so good. I was so smart and cute and funny. And then I had a baby, got married, got diagnosed with a rare genetic disease, had another baby, buried myself in denial, got sicker, got lots of pain, lost some brain cells, became well-acquainted with pain control methods, got poorer by the second, got more bored with life by the day, lost more brain cells, lost myself... Yet I look amazing on the outside. I have such good hair you don't even know.