My best friend of a bajillion years and I were inseparable. We did everything together. While at college, another friend also entered the picture and was friends with both of us. We graduated, and friend 2 and I ended up living and working in the same town. My bff got irrationally…Â
I already knew my boyfriend brushed his teeth in the shower (I do so at a sink), but what I DIDN'T know was that he just squirts the toothpaste directly into his mouth, instead of onto the toothbrush.
Is this normal, and I don't know it, or am I dating a future serial killer?
I lived in a suite with 3 other girls. One of the 2 in the other room would leave toothpaste spit all over our shared mirror and sink. My roommate finally got so annoyed, she circled each dot of toothpaste with a dry-erase marker. We think she got the hint, because oddly enough, it…Â
Not me, but my boyfriend taught middle school band, and one day a kid asked to use the bathroom then took off in a hurry. When my boyfriend walked over to where the kid had been, there was a pile of poop on the floor. The kid had literally crapped himself right behind the timpani!…Â
This is Humphrey. In the first picture, he's 4 months, and in the second picture, he's 4 and a half years old. He is the sweetest boy whose smile will never fail to make you happier.
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