Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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in case florence + the machine comes on shuffle
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Britney’s editor deleting the !!!!!s and 😜💋🌹🤷♀️ emojis she tries to include in every line of her tell all book
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Me when I see my gay besties posting nudes on twitter
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Good for her
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Finally https://t.co/6ab1EGiLjS
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me in hell describing ‘gaslighting’ and ‘lovebombing’ to a medieval peasant who was executed for stealing a spoonful of buckwheat in 1259
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Taylor Swift voice: 𝐺𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑀&𝑀 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑤𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑘𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑎 𝑠𝑙𝑢𝑡
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recently discovered being an adult is just constantly having doctor’s appointments you need to schedule but then never scheduling them. I am probably decaying but that’s none of my business!
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idk what happened
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plss arca is so funny
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the service dog at Euphoria High
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We need a pill that makes you feel like you’re buying stuff online
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Nah wtf 🤣
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“How do you know them” bro we go to the same social media
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When you read your old messages and see how you use to talk