Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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my dentist won’t stop texting me
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girls will say “this is my comfort film” and it’s Gone Girl
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when the when it gets song starts to the part from TikTok
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Chris Pratt blasting Christian rock in the woods after being cyberbullied https://t.co/WfF54y3I9l
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this girl is telling me about the movies she ranks on her IMDb account. she rated “teen beach movie” a 10 and “shawshank redemption” a 9
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drunk in a cvs. i’m not lost. i’m home
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Showed the customs officer my Instagram to prove I’m an actress and he was like “this doesn’t mean anything to me”
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I just told a story at work about my childhood that I thought was really funny but now everyone is super quiet and someone said I’m so sorry
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I be hearing bs and look at the imaginary camera like
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Aaron Rodgers didn’t get the Jeopardy gig but still managed to become a host
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i’m screaming
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Eight years ago I entered the local library’s library card design contest not knowing it was for children and absolutely dominated. Then they made me accept the award at city hall with the kids I beat. 😂
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i like my music at a volume where i can't hear you
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When you & shawty listening to summer walker album together & she slap you for no reason
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Chris Pratt won't see your mean jokes, but one of your friends who is voiced by Chris Pratt will
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the masculine urge to sit on the toilet and disassociate for 45 minutes