Here Are The Best Tweets, Just From This Weekend

    Not the sugar daddy texts...

    Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.

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    1.

    earth: https://t.co/0J8Dm1e3pr

    Twitter: @SSScum

    2.

    My landlord taking my rent payment today

    Twitter: @TomZohar

    3.

    Twitter: @toxnik

    4.

    Maggie Smith after being asked to do the Harry Potter reunion

    Twitter: @rosedommu

    5.

    You gotta admit, having an entire magazine devoted to your 100th birthday hit the racks and then dying before that birthday is excellent comic timing

    Twitter: @LeavittAlone

    6.

    Hey babies pushing dolls in little strollers: the jig is up. we know you're a baby too.

    Twitter: @LukeMones

    7.

    If I don't text you saying happy New Year we still gang I’m just lazy

    Twitter: @Brodi2x

    8.

    Twitter: @dylanobrien

    9.

    andy’s toys when he walks by https://t.co/xmxpGWNbX2

    Twitter: @alex_abads

    10.

    Twitter: @imteddybless

    11.

    Twitter: @tiktokbiblee

    12.

    adam sandler movies are always like “she take away custody of my kids cause I’m goofy”

    Twitter: @sharkth3y

    13.

    Twitter: @chismosavirus

    14.

    No one is having a worse morning than me and this accidental text to my mother

    Twitter: @PG_Jack_

    15.

    Twitter: @eroooos___

    16.

    this is how i found out betty white died

    Twitter: @shutupjenifer

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