Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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Signatures are so weird. It's like, okay you have to believe it's really me because I used cursive.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE IMAGE THAT CHANGED THE COURSE OF MY LIFE
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Looooooool thats jokes
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“can you come at 1:30 instead” no that’s why I booked a 10am appointment. Goofy . See you at 10. And don’t have an attitude 😘
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if i was a bird, i know who i'd shit on
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Swifties on taylor tour next year:
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“yOu CaN’t DanCe tO fOlkLoRe”
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the blue one always hit different https://t.co/u72ijTlpMH
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My straight roommate just offered me a “carrot that looks like a penis” in another act of fierce allyship
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I genuinely have no clue what other kids were doing during my childhood while I talked shit with the parents. my brother ran up to me one time and screamed "get your bike, we're looking for frogs!" are you insane? I’m trying to talk with Brent's mom about her divorce.
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Developmental psychologist say that a child should be starting to sound off in the comments by 18 months
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yes i’m a fan of “baseball” (that one scene in twilight)
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It's Britney Bitch
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Me when the imposter syndrome kicks in.
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Me when I realize it was me who didn't text back
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a grown man catcalled me from a razor scooter & i didnt even beat him up where's my nobel peace prize
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8 year old me when my mum made me ring people to thank them for my birthday presents