Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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tired of this
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I’m appalled
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After I buy 5 shares of a $1.04 stock and sell them for $1.06
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When you don’t check the bag & they give you no sauces https://t.co/d3uqamWCOW
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entering the group chat after a meltdown
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We’re actually living in a world where the person sitting beside you could be a cake https://t.co/ZlR1K8yVts
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a little over a year ago i received this dm. every day since, ive lived in fear
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When you flirt harmlessly and find yourself in an entanglement https://t.co/fPSyA3TRtR
They're referencing Jada Pinkett Smith's description of her relationship with August Alsina as an "entanglement." It's now become a meme.
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jada: i didnt cheat, it was an entaglement. future:
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y’all booed drake then god took away concerts
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2020 is about texting your friends "i'm so sad and scared and lonely :-(" and then they respond "mood lol" and then they text you a few days later like "things are really bad :-(" and you're like "lmao same"
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unbelievable cake
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It’ll make you stream it twice so I can eat https://t.co/0KrDGlM14N
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twitter, this is perseus right? how did he manage to approach medusa with the clap of those asscheeks??????
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Just occurred to me that the girlfriend who dumped me in my early twenties may never have listened to the post-breakup mixtape I gave her that was themed around my sadness at having been broken up with by her
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*getting ready* My bf: you look really hot Me: aw thank you My bf: what? Me: what did you just say? My bf: the water is really hot
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See ya in chemistry.... https://t.co/G7iHPCm0fV
